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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Jiangsu, China – A man bizarrely swallowed two live 20 inch eels in a bid to “cure…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s critics had fun with the network’s in-house media reporter Brian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – The Cosmopolitan hotel-casino is legally responding to O.J. Simpson’s lawsuit that he was…

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A LATE NIGHT STROLL

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Rev. Clarence Smith Jr. has been charged with bilking federal program to feed needy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Within moments of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announcing the impeachment managers to prosecute the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lori Loughlin, husband Mossimo Giannulli and several other parents still battling charges in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – The NAACP files a lawsuit against Cory Booker and Kamala Harris accusing both of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York’s new bail-reform law is being blamed for the release…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) had a tense exchange onstage…

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STOWE, VERMONT

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker has suspended his campaign for the Democratic presidential…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, England – The mystery of why the Vikings abandoned their settlements in western Greenland has puzzled…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tehran, Iran – At least two Iranian journalists at a state-owned media outlet reportedly resigned from their…

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A FOREST IN VERMONT

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ theory on why President Trump had Iranian General Qasem Soleimani killed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sonora, California – Police investigating a burglary at a tobacco shop in Northern California last month had…

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BREAKING NEWS – Marshalltown, Warren – Sen. Elizabeth Warren hit back at Sen. Bernie Sanders after his campaign appeared to…

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HOT COCOA ON A COLD DAY

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