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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Impeachment Manager Adam Schiff (D-CA) made an offer to Republicans on: a limit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In scathing comments as her party appeared on the verge of defeat in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chief Justice John Roberts seemed visibly irritated when Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., formally asked…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has now taken socialism to a whole new level. She is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A string of newly resurfaced video clips of former national security adviser John Bolton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Warren announced her plan to protect elections from Russian interference and other forms of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On CBS Evening News, Democratic presidential candidate Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The head of San Francisco Public Works, which is in charge of cleaning…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Vermont – Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg caught flack after a viral video from a campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats in the Senate are still outraged at a recent prayer by Chaplain Barry…

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BREAKING NEWS – Livonia, Michigan – A black Air Force veteran is accusing a Detroit-area bank of refusing to deposit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Independence County, Arkansas – Hunter Biden has agreed to pay monthly child support retroactive to November 2018,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Very little criticism has been heard on MSNBC of the Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Electoral College sets a high bar that irks politicians whose base is in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin blasted President Trump’s legal team,…

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Kobe Bryant’s Accomplishments… 5× NBA champion (2000–2002, 2009, 2010) 2× NBA Finals MVP (2009, 2010) NBA Most Valuable Player (2008)…

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