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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – Katy Perry shared a meal with 2020 presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg according to reports. The singer, the politician and some other friends reportedly dined at CUT by Wolfgang Puck at the Beverly Wilshire. Bloomberg officially entered the presidential race in November 2019 and hasn’t participated in any debates thus far. “They were talking about politics and what Katy wants in a president,” the source revealed. Perry supposedly was overheard telling people at their table to “vote for him.” But when Bloomberg got up and went to the bathroom, Perry was quoted as saying, “If Bloomberg gets the nomination, Trump will squash this rich little runt.”

Donald TrumpMichael Bloomberg

• January 9, 2020


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