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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ theory on why President Trump had Iranian General Qasem Soleimani killed is raising some eyebrows. “It all comes down to real estate in Iraq,” she began. “According to my secret sources, he was angry that a building under construction that he owned called the ‘Tower of Babel’ in Babylon, was was halted. Apparently it violated some skyscraper codes and he probably blamed General Soleimani for reporting the infraction to city hall. And as I understand it, many of the construction workers refused to talk to each other after Trump was cited for the violation. His greed has now extended to the Middle East! Why would he have a tower built that violated local laws? God only knows! Impeach 45!”

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• January 13, 2020


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