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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Within moments of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announcing the impeachment managers to prosecute the case against President Trump, Democrats were already clashing with Republicans over the prospect of calling GOP-sought witnesses — like Hunter Biden — to testify as part of the Senate trial.

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., who will serve as one of the House managers, slammed the idea of calling former Vice President Joe Biden’s son to testify, claiming he is not a “relevant” witness. “Let’s establish some common ground between both parties,” Nadler explained. “We are in agreement that Hunter Biden is a crook and Joe Biden is a clown, those well established facts are not in dispute. But we democrats also believe that President Trump tried to have Joe Biden investigated simply because he was a political opponent, and the head of a family of morons. We believe the evidence will emphatically confirm both allegations.”

Donald TrumpHunter BidenNancy Pelosioe Biden

• January 16, 2020


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