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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While climbing some courthouse steps Harvey Weinstein, dazzled onlookers by having his agent take away his walker, and then started to break dance while someone from his legal team played some 1980s music from a boom box. It was viewed by many that he was trying to garnish sympathy after he was recently accused of acting inappropriately by women who were regularly on “Soul Train”.

Harvey Weinstein

• January 21, 2020


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