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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic frontrunner, accepted challenger Sen. Bernie Sanders’ apology late Monday over a blistering op-ed written by an unofficial campaign surrogate who blasted the former vice president as a weak candidate with a serious corruption problem.

“After the New York Times endorsed Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar, Biden and I are now on the same team,” tweeted Sanders. “I don’t think he is corrupt. He doesn’t think I am sexist, but he knows we have to join forces to put those women in their places.”

In response to Sanders’ tweet, Biden tweeted, “I don’t there is a sexist bone in our bodies. And I personally do not have a problem with a woman being president, as long as it’s not one of those broads.”

Amy KlobucharBernie SandersElizabeth WarrenJoe Biden

• January 21, 2020


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