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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., pushed back on former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s claim that “nobody” likes him.

“On a good day, my wife likes me, so let’s clear the air on that one,” Sanders told a reporter in response to reports that Clinton claimed in a forthcoming docuseries that Sanders was difficult to work with in the Senate.

“He was in Congress for years. He had one senator support him,” she says in the four-part Hulu series entitled “Hillary.” “Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done.”

Sanders responded in a tweet. “I got nothing done? I ruined your chances of getting the nomination, so what do you call that? Also, my wife likes me. Do you like Bill? I heard he is a ‘whore-able’ husband.”

Bernie SandersHillary Clinton

• January 22, 2020


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