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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I saw a lady pushing a shopping cart that appeared to be heavy and I offered to help her. She immediately began yelling and cursing at me. She then told me to get out of her way, and threatened to run me over if I didn’t mind my own business. It was awkward, because that was the first time I was ever subjected to robe rage. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• January 5, 2020


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