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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I remember seeing the strangest call a referee has ever made in a football game. After both teams were lined up and the ball was snapped, a gigantic bird owned by one of the defensive lineman swooped down, grabbed the quarterback, flew away and dropped him on top of a nearby house. After the referee determined who owned the bird and confirmed that quarterback was sitting on the top of a house, the defensive lineman was called for personal fowl/roofing the passer.

Life through Blake's eyes

• January 11, 2020


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