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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went on a cruise with a bunch of my friends. We all had fun, except for one person. He thought the activities were not interesting, the cruise director was blasé, and the parties were dull. He was so frustrated that nothing got his attention, that he jumped over the side of the ship into the ocean. Because I knew the true reason for him taking the leap, I shouted “man over bored!”

• January 19, 2020


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