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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor knows that I retired from the USPS. He was living in the same house for ten years, moved out, and then moved back to the exact same place a year later. Because he returned, he asked me if he should give the Post Office his “backwarding address”. One of the reasons why I retired, is so I didn’t have to deal with people that were as least as stupid as he is. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• January 25, 2020


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