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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Before I purchase a computer, I always do some research on it to ensure that I am very familiar with the product. This week I didn’t do it, and now I regret it. The one I recently bought does something very unusual. Anytime I post something online that it deems as pointless or stupid, an arm would come out of the screen and backhand me. It’s my own fault, because if I would’ve look at the owner’s manual, I would’ve realize that I bought a “slap-top” computer. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• January 26, 2020


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