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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During and interview  with the Wall Street Journal, DNC Chair Tom Perez comments on the disparity in cash between the the DNC and RNC.

“Currently, we only have $8 million and the RNC has $180 million. This is unfair on countless levels. What I am proposing, is both parties put all the money in one pot and splitting the funds 50/50, where we get $100 million and the RNC gets $88 million. This will show the American people that they should have faith in the democrat’s political and mathematical integrity.”

Tom Perez

• February 4, 2020


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