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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The New Way Forward Act is sponsored by 44 House Democrats, including Reps. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York. The bill would entirely remake our immigration system, with the explicit purpose of ensuring that criminals are able to move here, and settle here permanently, with impunity. “Just because people from another country has committed rapes and murders in their homeland, doesn’t mean they’ll come here and do the same thing,” Ocasio-Cortez explained. “And even if they did, America has some of the best hospitals and funeral homes on the planet, that could assist any and all of their future victims.”

Alexandria Ocasio-CortezIlhan Omar

• February 10, 2020


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