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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The seven dwarfs are now coming out against Michael Bloomberg, alleging that he was in office, they were regularly harassed by NYC police. All seven of them also said that due to their height, local law enforcement called the crime prevention policy, “stoop and frisk”.

Michael Bloomberg

• February 14, 2020


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