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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I remember a couple of decades ago I was dating this lady that invited me to her home. One of the things she really valued were her shoes, and she showed them to me in her customized closet. She asked me what I thought of her collection. I told her that I thought it was ridiculous and a complete waste of money. I explained that all she really needed was three pairs of shoes, one for work, some gym shoes, and maybe a pair of sandals. I then stated that I felt she was a “shoe hoarder” and she needed some psychiatric help, and to possibly join a local support group. After that I blacked out, because she hit me in the head with one of the shoes in the closet that happened to be a combat boot. She was also in the Army Reserve. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• February 9, 2020


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