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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine is very frustrated with the man she lives with. She told me that he doesn’t work and has no desire to be employed. She then added that he is unmotivated, and all he wants to do all day is sit on a couch and watch tv. My friend then asked me for advice on how to end the relationship. I responded, “If he is as lazy as you say he is, there must be 50 ways to leave your loafer.”

Life through Blake's eyes

• February 23, 2020


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