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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Against the backdrop of the coronavirus crisis that has gripped the nation, Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders faced off without an audience in Washington, D.C. for a one-on-one debate. The early questions and closing remarks focused on the candidates’ plans to deal with the pandemic. Biden also committed to pick a woman as a running mate. The only noticeable gaffe by the former vice president, was one he later apologized for. “By my own admission I’m not very good at math,” explained Biden. “So it was an honest numerical mistake when I thought quarantine was in between thirteen and fifteen.”

Bernie SandersJoe Biden

• March 16, 2020


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