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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The World Health Organization has announced that they did not put out the recommendation that members of every household should stay at least ten feet from each other until further notice. They said the rumor was started by a group of unhappy wives that secretly can’t stand the sight of their husbands.

• March 17, 2020


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