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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – According to the American Psychiatric Association, anyone can have the sensation of their stomachs being full, if they simply eat a picture of the food they desire. Shortly after making this statement, there was run nationwide of people buying copy machines.

American Psychiatric Association

• March 18, 2020


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