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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former vice president Joe Biden announces his plan to deal with the coronavirus. “One thing that I would do if elected, would have the testing done alphabetically in the fifty states in America, because that’s the only way that seems fair to me,” he explained. “We should start with Alabama and end with Zimbabwe, to ensure that we cover all 36 letters of the alphabet.”

Joe Biden

• March 20, 2020


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