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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar suggested what she admitted may be a “radical idea” to help fight the coronavirus outbreak.

“All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus,” the Minnesota Democrat wrote on Twitter. “Anyone who is admitted to the hospital for the coronavirus, should do so at no cost to them. And to remain in the hospital, these same patients would be obligated to pray three times a day to Allah on a mat. If they refuse, their relatives will be forced to pay for all of the patient’s medical procedures, including the beheading.”

Ilhan Omar

• March 25, 2020


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