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BREAKING NEWS – Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden told reporters that having another debate with his progressive rival, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, is unnecessary. During a virtual press conference, Biden was asked by a reporter about the possibility of an April debate with the senator.

“I think we’ve had enough debates,” Biden explained. ” My focus now is just dealing with the current global polio crisis. And after that’s resolved, I want to do what I can to get our troops out of Vietnam, and to have congressional hearings to bring Congressman Abraham Lincoln’s assassins to justice.”

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• March 26, 2020


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