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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Our local meteorologist stated that there was some major issues with water in the community where he lives. He said sometimes while shampooing his hair, the water often stops flowing, and about every other day he can’t wash himself at all because the water doesn’t even come on. I personally think it’s ironic that a weatherman is complaining about scattered showers.

Life through Blake's eyes

• March 15, 2020


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