About Us (with a smile)
Unconfirmed Breaking News – is about fabricated stories written by dropouts/rejects from journalism schools. They are basically a bunch of idiots that have waaaay too much time on their hands. So whatever you do, don’t take any of them too serious, because what they write is typically partial or complete lies from extremely warped minds.
U.S. & World History – is another blatant distortion from obvious and well established historical facts. If half of what our writers wrote were true, the entire planet would be in serious trouble. Always keep in mind, the very marginal intellect our staff possesses.
Wacky Weekend Questions – further solidifies the mental health issues our writers have. The questions are often moronic, if not outright insane.
Life through Blake’s eyes – This guy is the most screwed of them all. He’s the only one of the writers that’s not allowed to be near any sharp objects, or any power tools. He does most of his writing from a padded room… when he’s not heavily sedated.
Blake’s Advice Column – It’s hard to believe that anyone on this planet is so mentally unbalanced, that they are actually seeking his opinion… on anything. There are some ongoing suggestions that no one writes him, but he fabricates all the letters. (We wouldn’t put it pass him).
Daily Photos & Art – This is the only respectable thing on the site that’s not completely moronic. Beautiful and thought provoking photos from around the world, with an occasional talented artist or two.
The Editor – Emerson Rippington (as usual) has no comment… on anything.