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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA is now reaching out to all nations in Africa that has zebras. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania – Three Pittsburgh-area mothers are launching their “Hello Hijab” effort on April 1, providing handmade…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Rachel Maddow is finally confessing why she revealed President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Hasbro, the maker of the real-estate-trading board game, has announced the results of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Susan Rice, former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, said in an opinion piece…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA is now reporting that all four of the 16-inch wide solid aluminum wheels…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – People were shocked today when Shaquille O’Neil came out as a flat earther,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Union, New Jersey – A civil lawsuit has been filed against the Smarties Candy Company for false…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Sears, who has been around since 1886, has announced that they might not have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Raleigh, North Carolina – A defense attorney in his closing arguments emphasized that the prosecution never produced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The federal government’s dietary guidelines urge adults to consume at least three cups of…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Pink Floyd drummer Nick Mason has crashed a multi-million dollar McLaren F1 GTR.  The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Navy as well as the Oceanography Society have confirmed that due to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady’s missing ─ and apparently stolen ─ game jersey has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bentonville, Arkansas – Walmart wants to deploy in-store drones. Tired of searching far-flung corners of a big…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS has now announced that Big Bird has been arrested for killing another Sesame…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A New York literacy test designed to weed out unqualified teachers,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Georgia deputies raided a middle school teacher’s home and seized guns and $6 million…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Several air lines are now experimenting with an in-flight amenity that vanished in 2010:…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rachel Maddow has filed a lawsuit against President Trump alleging that…

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