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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Forest Grove, Oregon – An Oregon father who reported a home robbery in March, admitted he made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – New York Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez weighed in on billionaire Robert F. Smith’s offer…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – The United States Postal Service is going autonomous, at least for a couple…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Elizabeth Warren offered to be a matchmaker in order to help one user “figure…

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BREAKING NEWS – Collegeville, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby’s wife, Camille Cosby, has not visited him once during his eight months…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New York Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made a religious reference on a bill she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Anthony Weiner, the disgraced former New York congressman and estranged husband…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Denver mayoral candidate Jamie Giellis stumbled badly when asked on a live Facebook program…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After nearly half a year of hemming and hawing, Mayor Bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Elizabeth Warren turned down a Fox News invitation for a televised…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – A Philadelphia father is under investigation this week after police say his five-year-old son…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General William Barr kidded Speaker Nancy Pelosi on about an impending vote to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s personal attorney, said, Joe Biden’s son Hunter’s dealings in Ukraine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A former assistant soccer coach at the University of Southern California switched her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defends Rashida Tlaib controversial remarks that Palestinians created a “safe haven for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joy Reid has been accused of slandering President George…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump is “Mad” at Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg. “Alfred E. Neuman cannot…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boise, Idaho – An unnamed woman was sleeping in snake printed pajamas and her one foot was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Electric car owners in Illinois could take a large hit to their bank accounts…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The 2020 democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders reportedly once suggested that a string of…

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