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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News foreign correspondent Keir Simmons reported that a North Korean…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – A liberal-led push to overhaul the Electoral College could be moving from the op-ed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Clinton Foundation reportedly will not return as much as $250,000…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Gatos, California – After a rocky two seasons, comedian Chelsea Handler has announced that she will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – For the first time ever, a person died from an overdose of marijuana……

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick reacted via Twitter to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell saying he believes…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – An unidentified man has been arrested for touching women inappropriately at the Aquarium…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon programming chief Roy Price has been suspended in the wake of sexual harassment…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Recent satellite images suggest that construction has restarted on North Korea’s ominous “Hotel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump tweeted that he hopes “Crooked” Hillary Clinton runs for president again, even…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who sparked backlash by starting the trend…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Hillary Clinton moved to take the heat off Harvey Weinstein Friday by outright calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Harvey Weinstein stated that he resents any comparisons made between him and Bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill and Hillary Clinton are no longer speaking to one another…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The wife of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell used a secret Twitter…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a super-sensitive adult child who calls me regularly to criticize another sibling. Mothers do not like…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angles, California – Lisa Bloom resigned as Harvey Weinstein’s “adviser”, but not only because the controversy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The owner of the Capitol Hill pharmacy that supplies prescription drugs for members of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to an anonymous source, Hillary Clinton was slow in denouncing Harvey Weinstein, because…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After being fired from his own company, Harvey Weinstein is reportedly…

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