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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Chris Cuomo was quick to defend climate activist Greta…

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BREAKING NEWS – Natick, Massachusetts – Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in a parking lot. A…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot says she plans to endorse a Democratic candidate for president…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harlem, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., said that “no one ever makes a billion dollars….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Adam Schiff has drawn criticism, however, for later making the head-turning argument that Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There appears to be no love lost between Greta Thunberg and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mount Pleasant, Iowa – Former South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg elicited a moment of awkward silence…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., pushed back on former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s claim…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mayor Eric Garcetti is flying to Washington, D.C., to meet with Ben Carson,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Danilevichy, Belarus – Villagers celebrate Kalyady, an ancient pagan holiday originally celebrated during the winter solstice. They…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic frontrunner, accepted challenger Sen. Bernie Sanders’ apology late Monday…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While climbing some courthouse steps Harvey Weinstein, dazzled onlookers by having…

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, South Carolina – Former vice president Joe Biden delivered a speech before a mostly black congregation…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times announced that its editorial board was breaking…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell is going after CNN for paying people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jiangsu, China – A man bizarrely swallowed two live 20 inch eels in a bid to “cure…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s critics had fun with the network’s in-house media reporter Brian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – The Cosmopolitan hotel-casino is legally responding to O.J. Simpson’s lawsuit that he was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Rev. Clarence Smith Jr. has been charged with bilking federal program to feed needy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Within moments of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announcing the impeachment managers to prosecute the…

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