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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Allegations of sexual misconduct against television host Tavis Smiley surfaced, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Reston, Virginia – Colleges nationwide are teaching students about tacos, hooking up and country music’s “homophobic and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Attica, New York – The convicted cop killer David Sweat, 37, who famously escaped from the Clinton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now saying she has the smoking gun that she believes will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Al Franken holds hands with his wife Franni Bryson as he leaves the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Chancellor Angela Merkel of the Christian Democratic Union (CDU) and the chair of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “I’m getting a lot of online hate from trolls who think…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – The FBI has arrested has Santa Claus after a year long investigation, when…

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BREAKING NEWS – LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball have reached an agreement to sign professional basketball deals with Lithuanian club Prienu…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – When two security dogs reacted to a suspicious crate before an Art Miami tent…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Moritz, Switzerland – Skiing star Lindsey Vonn suffered a back injury during a World Cup super-G…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LaVar Ball confirmed he sent President Donald Trump a pair of Big Baller…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former quarterback Colin Kaepernick accepted Sports Illustrated’s Muhammad Ali Legacy Award…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Al Franken resigns after giving a speech on the Senate floor, and makes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Adrian, Michigan – A former “Jeopardy!” winner — and one-time record holder — has been charged with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – Hearing-impaired people tuning in to a news conference about the arrest of a suspected…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After yanking his son from UCLA, LaVar Ball said his new plan is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – The city of brotherly love is one step closer to getting rid of bulletproof…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Women To Look Up To, a nonprofit organization, has created a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LaVar Ball the father of UCLA basketball guard LiAngelo Ball, says he plans…

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