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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic candidate, can welcome a sixth grandchild into his family…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has been at the forefront of challenging President Trump’s agenda, as well…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Government Accountability Institute President Peter Schweizer stated that the Clinton Foundation,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several media organizations were forced to make retractions Tuesday after falsely…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters and activists from UltraViolet stormed the NBC headquarters in New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump’s campaign slammed South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg on, after it was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Barack Obama is facing a new wave of criticism from the Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Steamboat Springs, Colorado – A Colorado high school is under fire for assigning sexually explicit material —…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Fans of Taylor Swift aren’t too happy with California Senator Kamala Harris, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bel Air, Maryland – A man who withdrew large sums of money from a Maryland bank was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic presidential front-runner Joe Biden, criticized President Donald Trump for pardoning American service members…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Colin Kaepernick, who started a firestorm in the NFL when he decided to kneel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Ayanna Pressley, D-Mass., introduced a resolution that advocates for sweeping changes to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick will have a chance to work out in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The House Ethics Committee released a trove of striking internal campaign communications sent in…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – San Francisco’s newly elected district attorney has promised not to prosecute public urination…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Residents from New York, continued to flee onerous tax burdens and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Jane Fonda said she wants to get arrested every Friday — all to address…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Hillary Clinton continued to stir speculation that she could make a late entry into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Disney’s new streaming service warns fans that they may encounter “outdated cultural depictions” while…

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