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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Vice President Joe Biden referenced record players while answering a question during Thursday’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Presidential candidate Andrew Yang plans to give more Americans $1,000 a month as he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Joe Biden drew instant ridicule for making a stunning argument during Thursday night’s debate…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – Presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke said living close to your place of work should…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Triple Crown winner Justify failed a drug test in California just two months before…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate and spiritual guru Marianne Williamson was caught on tape saying conservatives and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – One of America’s most recognizable board games is getting an upgrade. Hasbro is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – Joe Biden continues to pile up the gaffes while campaigning, with his latest one…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rachel, Nevada – The California man behind the viral “Storm Area 51” event on Facebook that may…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking expert advice on how to defeat the remaining…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Marianne Williamson, a 2020 presidential hopeful and author, said she’s discovered…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Joe Biden had another cringeworthy moment during a town hall meeting, as he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stockholm, Sweden – A Swedish scientist speaking at Stockholm summit offered an unusual possible tactic in combating…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Radio host “Charlamagne the God” of the Breakfast Club, expressed his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – A prominent figure at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Joichi Ito, stepped down after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An author who has been a finalist for a Pulitzer Prize and National Book…

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BREAKING NEWS – North York, Ontario, Canada – Heinz has finally solved the problem of ketchup being impossible to pour….

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BREAKING NEWS – South Bend, Indiana – If you eat hamburgers or use plastic drinking straws, consider yourself part of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Marianne Williamson deletes tweet saying ‘power of the mind’ helped turn Dorian The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dana Point, California – Benny Hinn is one of the more controversial names in modern televangelism, especially…

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