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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Fayetteville, North Carolina – Megachurch televangelist Joel Osteen is now receiving criticism for going to North Carolina…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Julie Chen is leaving her duties as a co-host of “The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Newspaper Publishers Association honored Rep. Maxine Waters with a National Leadership Award….

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, Maine – A convicted murderer escaped from a Maine prison, with authorities confirming it was the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., on Thursday threw a cryptic curveball at Brett Kavanaugh, insinuating…

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BREAKING NEWS – Terra Bella, California – More than a dozen students were evaluated after a classmate brought two cocaine-filled…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The editorial board of the Washington Post has declared that President Trump is “complicit”…

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U.S. & World History – King Tut was an Egyptian pharaoh of the 18th dynasty (ruled c. 1332–1323 BC in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The wife of CNN political commentator Van Jones has reportedly filed for divorce….

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon drivers are forced to pee in bottles, break the speed limit and face…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Sen. Kamala Harris is facing backlash after several fact-checkers questioned a heavily edited…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bixby, Oklahoma – When Bonnie Moriarty heard her cat hiss in the middle of the night, she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” namesake Joe Scarborough was slammed for tweeting that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Auburn, Washington – Three young men rob a gas station convenience store as the store clerk suffers…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now saying that the reason why she didn’t…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, Oregon – Burgerville employees are going to have to express themselves with a little less flair…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS Chief Les Moonves resigned, just hours after six more women…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – The Burlington County couple Kate McClure, 28, and Mark D’Amico, 39, accused of misusing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Suffolk DA candidate Rachael Rollins’ campaign website calls for a different approach to prosecuting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The horror movie “The Nun” has topped the domestic box office in its first…

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