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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump on Thursday threatened to pull U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – After spending the better part of a year embroiled in scandal, Kathy Griffin…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Employees at Whole Foods Market say the company’s new policies have thrown their workday…

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BREAKING NEWS – Naples, Florida – Actor Patrick J. Boll, Fort Myers pastor Richard Cecil and Lee County Judge Jay…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyeongchang, South Korea – A Canadian women’s hockey player apparently unhappy with winning a silver medal after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lauren Duca who is a controversial Teen Vogue columnist known for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyeongchang, South Korea – Russian curler Alexander Krushelnitsky may be stripped of his Olympic medal after he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washinton, D.C – How is it that Russian operatives meddling in the 2016 presidential election knew to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyeongchang, South Korea – As North Koreans return home this week from the Pyeongchang Winter Games, possibly…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Moore, the polemical filmmaker who has long accused President Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan said he is really disappointed in the the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A California Democrat who was featured in Time magazine’s Person of the Year…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller has announced that a grand jury has indicted 13 Russian…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City – New York – NBC continues vying for the gold medal in broadcasting blunders…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hurricane, Utah – An American flag at a high school in Southwest Utah was found destroyed and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Jim Messina, a former campaign manager for Barack Obama, apparently isn’t…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Pyeongchang is a city in South Korea where the 2018 Winter Olympics is being…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – A liberal Harvard Law School professor falsely claimed on Twitter that a source for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Adam Schiff, the ranking Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, was pranked last…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyeongchang, South Korea – South Korea on Wednesday approved a plan to pay North Korea’s Olympic expenses…

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