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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Fulton County, Georgia – Police have launched an investigation after a camera was discovered inside a restroom…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – A Colorado man recently achieved a distinction that few people would probably want to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chelsea Clinton called out New York Times reporter Amy Chozick for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Comey said his wife and most of his children supported Hillary Clinton in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The police have arrested an unnamed Broadway performer on stage, during…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton lamented that “they were never going to let me…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Two boys tried to steal pizza delivery car but could not drive stick. Miguel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Al Sharpton who has rarely been seen in public since November of 2016,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Dozens of gang members, some of whom belonged to the notorious MS-13 gang, were…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of democrats seeking office in November for governor, senator, congressman, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Thousands of Google staff have been speaking out against the company’s work for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) is urging Democrats to go to the polls, and made…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tom Brady found himself unwittingly pulled into another Trump controversy as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – The low-cost carrier Allegiant Air is under fire following a “60 Minutes” investigation…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Bragg, North Carolina – A decorated Army chaplain is facing what his attorneys are calling a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams, the former host “NBC Nightly News” and now host…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – The start to the end of the world is nigh, according to doomsday writer…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Symone Sanders, a CNN political commentator and former press secretary for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sterling, Virginia – In his first interview since being fired, former FBI Director James Comey described President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Toxic lead was found in tap water drawn from nearly 70% of 2,797 homes…

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