BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – During the penalty phase of her trial, Jodi Arias begs the jury to spare her life. She displays to them a t-shirt she designed, and states that if they will sentence her to life in prison instead of death, she will sell them her new product at a 20% [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – In her most recent on camera interview, convicted killer Jodi Arias states that she is extremely disappointed that she was unable to fulfill her final dream before being sentenced to prison. She said she wanted to be interviewed on live tv at length by CNN’s Nancy Grace, who has [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Janet Jackson gets candid on the real reason why she plans on converting to Islam. She said she wants to secretly make contacts with any number of Middle Eastern terrorist organizations to learn how to make improvised explosives, so she can lob them at her freeloading brothers when [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – According to Edward LeBrun, a researcher at the University of Texas, “crazy ants” are some of the most invasive and irritating insects on the planet. He explained that they are called “crazy” because every time they are cornered in someone’s home and are about to be crushed, they plead [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder announces that the Justice Department will soon be conducting a thorough investigation into Fox News. He states that they have become so dominate in the ratings with their conservative perspective, that they need to be shut down or broken up. He further explained that [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Janet Jackson is reportedly ready to settle down away from the spotlight with claims that she is retiring from music and converting to Islam for her new husband Wissam Al Mana. She said she may perform at two final concerts before ending her entertainment career, with one at [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on MSNBC, former chairman of the NAACP Julian Bond, encourages the Internal Revenue Service to continue to target the Tea Party, and anyone else that aligns themselves with conservatives. He explained that the IRS should be allowed to probe all political groups, except [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Englewood, New Jersey – At the Vicente Tibbs Senior Citizen Building, 75 year-old James Parham has been arrested for running a prostitution ring. The local police and the district attorney, stated that it was the first time they ever saw a pimp that needed an oxygen tank. [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – More embarrassing information is coming out about Michael Jackson, during the lawsuit his family filed against concert promoters AEG Live. Medical documents are verifying that the King of Pop had over 25 facelifts. The skin on his face was said to be so tight, that his children would [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder steps away from the podium after giving a press conference, visibly shaken. Reporters hammered him regarding his authorization of the Justice Department secretly obtaining two months of telephone records of reporters and editors for The Associated Press, in what the news [Continue]
