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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Illinois – Former Vice President Joe Biden has canceled his plans to attend Democrat Day at…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now accusing every network covering the 2016 election,…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Democratic Rep. Keith Ellison scored a victory Tuesday night in the Minnesota primary…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – FBI official Peter Strzok, who played a lead role in both the Russian meddling…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A custodian who was working at the Javits Center on the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Socialists Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, have jointly announced that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A copy of Hillary Clinton’s first draft concession speech, that she planned on giving…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The American Kennel Club has finally persuaded Congress to consider a bill that will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oneonta, Alabama – Public school officials in Alabama are looking to put God back into their schools…

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BREAKING NEWS – Clearwater, Florida – Florida sheriff Bob Gualtieri responded to criticism from the Rev. Al Sharpton for not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The reviews are in and critics are very unimpressed with the new shark movie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montreal, Quebec, Canadians – A mysterious fast radio burst (FRB) that hit Earth late last month has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Across the country, far-left progressives and democratic socialists suffered decisive electoral…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – A video of Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan railing against interracial marriage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As vice chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee and a ranking member of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a leaked memo, John Podesta knew that when he came…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Meghan Markle is struggling to adjust to life in Great Britain since she became…

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BREAKING NEWS – Great Barrington, Massachusetts – An Elizabeth Warren supporter, identified as Paul Solovay, 74, left, was arrested and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton now openly admits that she endures very painful flashbacks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – After nearly 60 years in the business, Robert Redford has announced that he…

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