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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi pushed back hard against President Trump’s efforts to cast New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Partisan fighting in the House of Representatives reached a boiling point when Democratic lawmaker…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Republican National Committee is sending a not-so-subtle message to dozens of Democratic officials…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden is hitting back against President Trump following his comments…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brigham City, Utah – A young roadside entrepreneur caught the attention of Utah police with a sign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While visiting the Senate, Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders got into a heated exchange…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Police shoot and kill Willem Van Spronsen who was allegedly armed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York –  Kamala Harris took a swipe at her 2020 competitor and colleague,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While the Trump administration is taking heat from Democrats as U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – The mayor of Anchorage Ethan Berkowitz, wants California to send all of their homeless…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – The Minnesota State Fair is dropping a new food item — doughnut bits…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During his concert at Madison Square Garden, Billy Joel dedicated a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While NBC decided to hold a private meeting in mid-June to…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – An intruder was on the loose at Buckingham Palace while the Queen slept just…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden faced mockery for claiming that Russia…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Former Vice President Joe Biden made another stunning campaign promise, this time to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill Clinton “knows nothing” about the “terrible crimes” linked to billionaire…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More questions are arising about the mental health of Joe Biden after he got…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal comedian Rosie O’Donnell is convinced that former Vice President Joe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., last week suggested she was open to getting rid of…

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