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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – Beto O’Rourke didn’t eat crow, humble pie or even his words after losing…

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BREAKING NEWS – The Vatican, Italy – Pope Francis I got into a shouting match with a five year old…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., campaign team announced that some of their employees have unionized,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joe Scarborough says President Trump is ‘antithesis’ of biblical…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mr. Planters has been arrested and charged with domestic battery after he was caught…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Beto O’Rourke’s Vanity Fair profile mocked for stories about ex-girlfriends, bookshelves…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mount Pleasant, Iowa – While campaigning in Central Park Coffee Company, former congressman and 2020 presidential candidate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.) said that it’s “ridiculous” and “outrageous” for Vice President Mike…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Yesterday early in the morning, at least twenty moderate democrats gathered in the nation’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many democrats in D,C. are saying they have some serious concerns regarding Joe Biden…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lori Loughlin’s daughter Olivia Jade Giannulli was on a University of Southern California…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a House hearing, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez blamed the Keystone XL pipeline for leaking about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Jack Buckingham, the son of Jane Buckingham, a marketing executive and parenting book author,…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – We’re doomed! Beto O’Rourke starts presidential campaign by claiming the world faces ‘catastrophe’…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Professor Stephen Hawking’s former carer has been banned from nursing after she “failed to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Wells Fargo CEO Tim Sloan fired back at New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pontivy, France – A gang of chickens at a French farming school this week are suspected of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., said she had “zero” sympathy for parents…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lori Loughlin has deleted her social media after being indicted in an alleged…

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BREAKING NEWS – Naples, Florida – A giant wolfdog hybrid named Yuki who “loves to be the center of attention”…

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