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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Nancy Pelosi requested that President Trump delay his State of the Union address,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Methuen, Massachusetts – ‘Mini pigs’ become growing problem as animal shelters become inundated with overgrown swine. For…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sarah Silverman called out the Women’s March over its ties to anti-Semitism but said…

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BREAKING NEWS – Petersburg, Kentucky – Driver who tried to destroy a 9-foot snowman that was built by Cody Lutz…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has sent a letter to President Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stamford, Connecticut – Chris Hansen, former host of NBC’s “To Catch a Predator,” was arrested on charges…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Self-described socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced that she will join California Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Galway, Ireland – McDonald’s appears to have met its match in the form of Irish-based fast food…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is rolling out…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Freshman Rep. Joe Cunningham (D-S.C.) made a rookie mistake when he attempted to bring…

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BREAKING NEWS – Homestead, Florida – A Florida man arrested on drug charges is facing additional charges for what he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The View” co-hosts Sunny Hostin and Meghan McCain grilled Women’s March…

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BREAKING NEWS – British Columbia, Canada – Canadian astronomers have reportedly discovered a repetitive radio signal some 2.5 billion light-years…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mayberry, North Carolina – According to a recent article in their local newspaper, two of Deputy Barney…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – San Diego’s KUSI accused CNN of backing off a request for a local…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The democratic controlled House of Representatives are planning on voting to pass a bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – McAllen, Texas – CNN’s Jim Acosta was mocked across social media for posting a video that was…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The View” co-host Whoopi Goldberg said Donald Trump’s presidency signals that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Several Starbucks locations in the Seattle area will be installing safe needle deposit boxes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Liberal music superstar Cher is holding congressional Democrats’ feet to the fire amid…

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