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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Democratic state Sen. Daniel Kagan, whom female colleagues had accused earlier this year of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Clothing and fashion company Rosegal defends their latest item, the “Retro Elbow Drawstring Mask…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – John Dingell, a former Michigan Democratic congressman who served nearly 60 years in office,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former CBS CEO Les Moonves, who resigned in September following a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On Monday, “The View” co-host Joy Behar apparently cussed out her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pickens, South Carolina – South Carolina woman has been praised as a hero for shooting dead an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, told a conference that she heard one of the reasons…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Federal and airport authorities said they are investigating why an air traffic controller…

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BREAKING NEWS – Redondo Beach, California – Two nuns from a Southern California parish stole “substantial” amounts of school funds…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Rev. Al Sharpton has found an eager buyer for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is addressing allegations made by at least…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – HuffPost, a liberal news site, was lampooned after saying Christmas classic…

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U.S. & World History – A little know fact about a professional football team, is their team was initial called…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – A French woman said she had a “light bulb head” after suffering a near-fatal…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN announced that it had fired commentator Marc Lamont Hill after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sydney, Australia – In the name of science, six United Kingdom and Australia-based pediatricians agreed to swallow…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I urged political leaders to defend migrants, saying their safety should…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Adult-film actress Stormy Daniels claimed that her attorney, Michael Avenatti, sued President Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – A New York man praised a sixth grader who he said helped him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – A Tennessee inmate on death row who claims lethal injection causes excruciating pain is…

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