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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – San Francisco’s district attorney is proposing creating an auto-burglary-assistance fund that would reimburse…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The seven dwarfs are now coming out against Michael Bloomberg, alleging…

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BREAKING NEWS – Willingboro, New Jersey – A woman who volunteered as a financial secretary for her church has been…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – As if his poor results in Iowa and New Hampshire weren’t…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashua, New Hampshire – Elizabeth Warren raised eyebrows during her appearance on MSNBC when she described an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas Nevada – The politically powerful Culinary Union is punching back at supporters of Vermont Sen….

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – The former vice president abruptly left New Hampshire and flew to South Carolina…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A newly surfaced recording from a 2015 speech by Michael Bloomberg,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jussie Smollett was indicted Tuesday in Chicago by special prosecutor Dan Webb on charges…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – Joe Biden limped away from New Hampshire with a devastating fifth place finish,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hampton, New Hampshire – Presidential contender Joe Biden called a college student in New Hampshire a “lying,…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The Rolling Stones will continue their No Filter tour later this year with a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lebanon, New Hampshire – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., whose campaign may be in jeopardy due to financial…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Despite facing widespread criticism from prominent members from his own party following the debacle…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The New Way Forward Act is sponsored by 44 House Democrats, including Reps. Ilhan…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Utah Senator Mitt Romney has now confirmed that he will be one of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA astronaut Christina Koch wrapped up her first stay on the International Space Station…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kirk Douglas, one of the great Hollywood leading men whose off-screen life was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Problems with the Democratic Party’s caucus reporting app delayed the outcome of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tore up her copy of President Trump’s State of the…

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