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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., tried to tamp down the perceived…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is accusing Congress for mishandling violence in America for decades. “The problem…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to attorneys at the ACLU, parents that assigns their children chores, may be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Actress Lori Loughlin is reportedly struggling to accept charges in college admissions scandal….

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Payne, Alabama – Ancient inscriptions inside Manitou Cave, have finally been deciphered thanks to a team…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Did Congresswoman Maxine Waters have a slip of the tongue or was she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Vice President Pence called out Venezuela’s United Nations ambassador Samuel Moncada…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren released her 2018 tax returns, showing she and her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Largo, Florida – A Florida teenager’s goal to do well on the SAT ended up paying off…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Embattled lawyer Michael Avenatti who faces up to 100 years in prison in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vancouver, Canada – A Canadian family decided to keep driving when its 87-year-old patriarch died in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweeted on psychopathy after a CNBC story on millionaire CEOs being psychopaths….

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Prior to the game against the Portland Trail Blazers, Magic Johnson spoke to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lawrence, Kansas – The University of Kansas, a bastion of taxpayer-funded liberalism in an otherwise predominantly Republican…

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U.S. & World History – A little known fact about a classic sci-fi movie, is that it has no resemblance…

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BREAKING NEWS – Muscatine, Iowa – Asked on the campaign trail if those imprisoned should have the right to vote,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Former president Barack Obama touched on growing divisions within his own party, warning against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Town, South Africa – A suspected rhino poacher was trampled to death by an elephant, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden stunned a small crowd when he threatened to punch…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has now ramped up her desire to have President Trump removed…

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