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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – Chinese President Xi Jinping promised to open the country’s economy further and lower import…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There is an old adage in technology that if you are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Pierce, Florida – Authorities say a Florida woman is blaming a windy day for the cocaine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sydney, Australia – Actor Russell Crowe honored his wedding anniversary to ex-wife Danielle Spencer on Saturday by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Residents of the mega tent “mansion” homeless encampment near Seattle’s famed Space Needle are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – The caravan of roughly 1,000 Central Americans moving toward the United States appeared…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Facebook is reconsidering classifying videos produced by Diamond and Silk, two of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While appearing on MSNBC, former Mexican President Vicente Fox addressed American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, California – A Northern California sheriff’s deputy has been arrested for allegedly having “unlawful sex” with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Connecticut Democrat is being asked to resign after reports surfaced that she let…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hundreds of animals at the National Zoo in the nation’s capitol, signed a petition…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rham Emanuel just signed into law, dead people in cemeteries can no longer…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Kellye Burke, an elected official and Moms Demand Action member in the Houston, Texas…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jacksonville, Florida – A member of the Democratic National Committee resigned after referring to African-Americans as “colored…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, New York – An embattled New York judge, who is on probation for a drunk driving…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A former Atlanta-area police officer has been indicted for allegedly stealing cash that she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump announced that the U.S. will secure the southern border with the military…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – If you’ve ever wished someone a “Merry Christmas” or said “God bless you” when…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters announces that she has more proof that President Trump is a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Matt Lauer’s next step in removing himself from the public eye…

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