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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Pamplona, Spain – An unidentified man standing in his doorway, is once again disappointed with the person…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A viral video in which the “Cuomo Prime Time” host Chris…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is fast-tracking an all-black panel show, Page Six has exclusively…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Several high-profile Senate Democrats warned the Supreme Court in pointed terms that it could…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Iowa – The recent rash of linguistic blunders are poking holes in Joe Biden’s argument that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Tom Cruise admitted that he has always been a big fan of all the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Notorious Ponzi scheme architect Bernard Madoff 81, who is currently serving a 150-year prison…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced multimillionaire Jeffrey Epstein, who was accused of sexually abusing dozens…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – NBC News correspondent Richard Engel was the lone voice to side with “Real…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. State Department recently revised its definition of anti-Semitism, in an apparent response…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Iowa – Former Vice President Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic primary frontrunner, made another gaffe when…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez continues to shun responsibility for heightened tensions among House Democrats, distancing…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Antonio, Texas – Trump donors whose names and employers were posted in a highly controversial tweet…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders pledged to disclose information about aliens and UFOs if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bradenton, Florida – A Florida man upset over late-arriving furniture allegedly pulled a gun on the delivery…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings, D-Md., invited President Trump to visit his district…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lake in the Hills, Illinois – A Jimmy John’s delivery driver was caught on camera apparently putting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A New York Times headline about President Trump’s remarks on the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenwell Springs, Louisiana – An attorney representing a Louisiana man charged with murder asked for jurors who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, slammed MSNBC during a contentious interview on the network, accusing…

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