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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least four black democrats will seek the presidential nomination in 2020, Cory Booker,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Hoops star Lebron James slams President Trump for being divisive. James stated that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, apologized after locking out conservative commentator Candace…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – At the Netroots Nation Conference in New Orleans, Cory Booker drew the most…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I bet my older brother $100 that I could get his lazy unmotivated son to work 40 hours per week,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A fortune teller who has chosen to remain anonymous, stated that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago activists are demanding that Mayor Rahm Emanuel resign as they prepare for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka is getting an earful – on Twitter – from teachers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Due to the deteriorating budget crisis, Governor Jerry Brown announced that he plans to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At President Trump’s urging, North Korea has returned 55 boxes said to contain the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montgomery, Texas – A driver in Texas snagged a photo of a cloud formation that he thinks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Utah-based artist Jon McNaughton touched off a social media frenzy as he shared his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and PETA are now challenging the state of Texas in regards to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles prosecutors declined to pursue sexual abuse claims against high-powered CBS CEO…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Radical liberals that are trying to prevent President Trump from appointing a third U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – Lindsay, Oklahoma – A young girl in Oklahoma said she snagged a “weird” catch, reeling in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump seized on news reports of a higher murder rate in Mexico than…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic Caucus Chairman Rep. Joe Crowley (D-NY) is suggesting that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mashhad, Iran – Two Iraqi Airways pilots have been suspended after an argument turned physical in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U.S. Supreme Court Justice 85 year old Ruth Bader Ginsburg revealed…

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