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BREAKING NEWS – McDonough, Georgia – Speaking at a campaign event for local Georgia Democratic candidates, former Attorney General Eric…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ latest complaint against wind turbines, which are used to convert the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kathy Griffin had some sharp words for Michael Moore, after “Fahrenheit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bismarck, North Dakota – North Dakota Sen. Heidi Heitkamp who is currently running for re-election in November,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Christine Blasey Ford is now saying that she is being snubbed by Dianne…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The devil is alive and well and working overtime to undermine the Roman Catholic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A White House reporter for CNN was forced to issue a public apology on…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A play about the backstage moments of the political dynasty, “Hillary…

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BREAKING NEWS – Providence, Rhode Island – A pair of Rhode Island political hopefuls, who aspired to be The Ocean…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Dianne Feinstein and Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi’s latest tactic to get people to vote…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FAA states that they are very frustrated with trying to appease NOW (National…

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BREAKING NEWS – Southwest Harbor, Maine – Charlotte Gill, who opened Charlotte’s Legendary Lobster Pound in Southwest Harbor seven years…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Documentarian Michael Moore says his ex-wife’s lawsuit against him is a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a shockingly candid comment, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg stated that if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spoke at her alma mater of Boston University, where she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Sen. Cory Booker, amid the ongoing FBI probe into sexual assault allegations against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – During a fiery speech, Congresswoman Maxine Waters latest allegation of discrimination, even had…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kent, Ohio – Kent State University has cancelled its fall musical production of “West Side Story” following…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a letter obtained by Fox News, an ex-boyfriend of Christine Blasey Ford, the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The third woman to accuse Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct faced…

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