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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Mississippi – Mississippi has no shortage of candidates seeking to win its two U.S. Senate elections…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pulau Ujong, Singapore – President Trump, on the heels of his historic summit with Kim Jong Un,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – A Vatican court has indicted on child pornography possession charges a diplomat recalled…

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BREAKING NEWS- Washington, D.C. – President Trump is said to be outraged at Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for what…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Stormy Daniels is currently making headlines for her legal battle with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – HBO’s “Real Time” host Bill Maher admitted that he hopes the American economy…

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BREAKING NEWS – La Malbaie, Quebec, Canada – If a picture is worth 1,000 words, Angela Merkel has some thoughts…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The police were summoned and were prepared to deal with some…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – For the 18th straight week in a row according to AdWeek, Fox News Channel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Trump administration’s plan to release a suspected American ISIS fighter caught in Syria…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un “begged” for the summit with President Trump to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Glendale, California – The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) is getting ready for a new name. “For…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Jerry Maren, born Gerard Marenghi, the last living munchkin from the “Wizard of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Panama City, Florida – A standoff in a Florida grocery store between Justin Tyler Stanford, 25, who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The current Director of the Bureau of Land Management Michael Nedd, has announced that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill Clinton got defensive and compared himself to JFK…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a 7-2 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Colorado baker…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – California’s public labor unions are campaigning for measures that would help them retain…

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BREAKING NEWS – Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – In a historic moment, Saudi Arabia issued driving licenses to 10 women. Crown…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – For women, unemployment fell to 3.6 percent, the lowest since 1953. For black Americans,…

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