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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, Virginia – Three women working for embattled Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax resigned, leaving him with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cedar Rapids, Iowa – Senator Elizabeth Warren targeted President Donald Trump during a campaign speech in Iowa,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rideau Lakes, Ontario, Canada – A bingo game at a long-term care facility devolved into a brawl,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former ESPN host Jemele Hill who now writes for The Atlantic, deleted a tweet…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Wall Street Journal’s Kimberley Strassel issued a blistering critique of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana – The Louisiana Chapter of the ACLU is now suing the FDA, accusing them…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News’ “The View” co-host Joy Behar remains stone silent regarding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Sen. Elizabeth Warren had hoped to spend this week building up toward Saturday’s formal…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a New York Times op-ed about “Mary Poppins”, Professor Daniel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez, tells voters to blame President Trump for the malicious way…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez responded to criticism from a top columnist on Tuesday that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – A 27-year-old Indian man plans to sue his parents — with whom he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg allegedly recently attended a concert called, “Notorious RBG…

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BREAKING NEWS – Norristown, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby’s trial judge Steven O’Neill, has rejected his bid for a new trial…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Comedian Bill Maher was accused of racism after making a fried chicken joke…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters called upon Maroon 5, Travis Scott and Big Boi…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, England – A McDonald’s customer was arrested after calling police to complain about his Big Mac…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore declared U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez the new…

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BREAKING NEWS – Erie, Pennsylvania – A rare half-male, half-female cardinal was first spotted in Pennsylvania a few weeks ago….

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan called for a separate state for Black Americans…

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