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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The owner of the Capitol Hill pharmacy that supplies prescription drugs for members of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to an anonymous source, Hillary Clinton was slow in denouncing Harvey Weinstein, because…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After being fired from his own company, Harvey Weinstein is reportedly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Irving, Texas – The Boy Scouts of America will be fully inclusive for girls for the first…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There is rampant speculation among ‘insiders’ that Bob Weinstein leaked details…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton condemned disgraced Hollywood executive Harvey Weinstein, marking her first public comments on…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton says he’s ready to call for a boycott over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korean state media has reported that leader Kim Jong Un has promoted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – Jemele Hill, an ESPN anchor who called for fans to boycott the NFL, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times has now reported “nearly three decades” of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters wants the Major League Baseball teams, the White Sox and the Nationals,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Geneva, Switzerland – Congresswoman Maxine Waters, is now accusing the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) of being racist,…

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U.S. & World History – Paul Newman was one of the most popular actors of all time, and he was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now saying burglars can sue homeowners, if the thieves are filmed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The now-former CBS legal eagle who was fired for saying she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times has published a story detailing numerous accusations…

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BREAKING NEWS – West Point, New York – West Point cadet 2nd Lt. Spenser Rapone, whose pro-communism messages on social…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is now being criticized after he laughed and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (Texas) took a knee on the House floor in solidarity with NFL…

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BREAKING NEWS – Williamsburg, Virginia – A celebration of free speech at William & Mary College in Virginia took an…

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