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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Two Miami lawmakers were forced to admit and apologize for their bipartisan extramarital affair…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Alexa manufacturer Amazon, now admits when the owner of the electronic advice is not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Justice Department official demoted late last year for concealing his meetings with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A Dallas woman is challenging allegations that she caused at least $300,000 in damage…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – George Stephanopoulos is facing increased pressure at ABC now that morning-show…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer allegedly threatened to stab a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – White House policy adviser and Trump loyalist Stephen Miller tried to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Broadway legend Ben Vereen has been accused by multiple women of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Police are investigating the apparent electrocution of two people at a Detroit Public Lighting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – NBC network and celebrities dubbed Oprah Winfrey “our future president” following her appearance…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Rep. Keith Ellison, D-Minn., the deputy chair of the Democratic National Committee, caused a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – Former vice president Al Gore, refers to the current nationwide freezing temperatures, as “a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News’ embattled chief investigative correspondent, Brian Ross, has not returned…

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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – According to the National Weather Service, a “bomb cyclone” is set to dump…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now mulling her role in the 2018 midterms,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fired “Today” host Matt Lauer has been sending unsolicited feedback to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hoda Kotb still has a soft spot for Matt Lauer, though…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A family from Chicago claims they were booted from a Southwest flight over false…

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BREAKING NEWS – Irvine, California – A regent at the University of California has stepped down after being caught on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Alabama and Georgia won in the semi-finals, Congresswoman Maxine Waters referred to the…

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