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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Doha, Qatar – According to the Arab television station Al Jazeera, many of Osama bin Laden’s supporters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Special Advisor for Green Jobs Van Jones, tearfully testified at the National Clean Energy Project…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Before a large crowd, Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan stated that he has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department is presently trying to determine if CBS did anything illegal after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Myrtle Beach, South Carolina – A man who woke up late, literally caught his flight shortly after…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The executive director of the San Francisco Zoo Tanya Peterson, has stated that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. military intelligence as well as the CIA, are now releasing the surprising way…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The ACLU, who has the reputation for taking strong positions against the United States, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Touchstone Publishing announces that a book by Levi Johnston is slated to get released…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – New reports from Al Qaeda state that Osama bin Laden is not dead,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portsmouth, New Hampshire – Donald Trump is pictured giving a speech at an airport in New Hampshire….

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  BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former “green jobs czar” Van Jones is now pushing for a global…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Actress Sharon Stone smiles for the cameras as she’s mobbed at Royal Albert Hall…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nanjing, China – Under pressure from Amnesty International, a gold-plated Infiniti luxury sports car has been removed…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The Royal Wedding gets off to rocky start, after Kate Middleton states that what…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a very controversial move by DC Action Comics, Superman renounces his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Even though Great Britain is the United States’ closet ally, President Obama stated that…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – One of the most important contributions of all time to society is the telephone. It…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – A model displays the latest creation from recent the merger between Hewlett-Packard and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Zuwaytinah, Libya – A Libyan rebel that apparently acted alone gets condemned by NATO. After an investigation…

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