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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Attorneys for PETA file a lawsuit against Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook. The animals…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – At LaGuardia Airport, two flight attendants for American Airlines opened the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to cutbacks in the police force, nearly half of the squad cars…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The House Committee unanimously rejected former New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine’s explanation on what…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – PBS and Sesame Street are still trying to address the unexpected issue of Grover…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich get 14 years for trying to illegally sell a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A flight attendant for American Airlines gets reprimanded for getting actor Alec Baldwin…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Custodians that work at the New York Stock Exchange state that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – After New Birth Missionary Baptist church paid more than $15 million to a settle…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yangon, Myanmar – During a private dinner, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was respectful, but firm with…

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U.S. & World History – The greatest military miscommunication of all time is arguably the attack on Pearl Harbor by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yangon, Myanmar – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton apologized profusely for her actions that created an international…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Postmaster General Patrick R. Donahoe and several of his staff, get arrested for attempting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Sharon Bialek, who accused Herman Cain of inappropriate behavior, is now on the verge…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Herman Cain is said to be doing fine after the doctors used over a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – For the fifth Sunday in a row, police had to be called…

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BREAKING NEWS – Northfield, Illinois – Co-workers feeling fortunate to be alive, were photographed hugging each other after a massive…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After two years on the air, CNN cancels “The Joy Behar…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is photographed removing the Medal of Honor from veteran Dakota Meyer. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dar es Salaam, Tanzania – Amnesty International is now under fire for demanding the arrest of former…

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