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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – After reviewing her medical records, a doctor from Orlando Regional Healthcare states that there…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – The prosecution and defense, as well as everyone else in the courtroom were stunned…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Dresden, Germany – After the women’s soccer team of North Korea loses to the USA  in…

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U.S. & World History – The 4th of July, which celebrates the Declaration of Independence from Great Britain, has a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – After the defense rested at the Casey Anthony murder trial, the Guinness Book of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palm Beach, Florida – Chris Hansen, the NBC anchor who regularly caught internet pedophiles on the show…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Two students on a school bus are seen giggling at a man dancing, while…

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BREAKING NEWS – Eugene, Oregon – The City Council votes down a proposal to say the Pledge of Allegiance before…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Dr. Keith Ablow, who is a psychiatrist and a member of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – The FAA is now investigating allegations that Saudi Arabia has an agreement with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – Rapper 50 Cent is arrested and charged with battery after assaulting photographer Victoria…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The International Criminal Courts of the United States and Botswana (in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is now selling raffle tickets for $5.00 to have dinner with him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is found guilty of 17 of the 20 charges…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Left wing billionaire George Soros is now being accused of try…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bloemfontein, South Africa – While attending a function in South Africa in her honor, Oprah Winfrey finds…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – A fight breaks out in Libya after one protestor holds up one finger and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Canaveral, Florida – President Obama and his family are pictured doing their weekly inspection of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has recently been meeting with liberal congressman and senators, encouraging them to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Monica, California – Boston gangster James “Whitey” Bulger, is captured near L.A. after being on the…

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