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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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  BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Charlie Sheen’s sold out show “The Torpedo of Truth” at the 5100 seat…

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(20 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Barry Bonds tells the press that the steroid allegations against him is a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – Republican Donald Trump states that he is seriously considering a run for…

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(19 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Norfolk, Virginia – In attempt to be politically correct in regards to all animals, lawyers for PETA…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – For the first time in more than 50 years, Egyptians are seen proudly voting…

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(18 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – Under intense pressure by the press, PBS reluctantly admits to the real reason why Kermit the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Milan, Italy – Ray-Ban, who manufactures and distributes sunglasses worldwide, announces that they are cancelling their ad…

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(17 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yafran, Libya – Some desperate Libyan rebels that were running low on bullets came up with a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – The ACLU files a lawsuit against two women for constantly putting their bible…

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(16 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, President Obama is so angry at…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles District Attorney Steve Cooley stated that arrest warrants will soon…

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(15 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bellevue, Washington – Beginning on June 1st, T- Mobile will be marketing their newly developed cell phone…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – According to a memo leaked from NASA, by 2031 NASA plans on sealing off…

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(14 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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