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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a bold move, the New York Stock Exchange is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Executives and accountants at Parker Brothers now admit that the Monopoly Game has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a more peaceful time in the recent past, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak continues…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Illinois Supreme Court unanimously put Rahm Emanuel back in the race for Chicago…

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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 5 of 5) British Jaguar Produced from 1949 – present According to the Highway Loss…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – German Chancellor Angela Merkel, is seen getting extremely frustrated with Indian Prime Minister Manmohan…

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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 4 of 5)  Ford Pinto Produced from 1971 – 1980 This car had more bugs…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Burger King and Dairy Queen are now publicly stating that they are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to a Hollywood insider as well as Las Vegas odds makers, the two…

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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 3 of 5) AMC Gremlin Produced from 1970 – 1978 This weird looking chopped off…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Keith Olbermann announces that he is leaving MSNBC after they refused…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Seven seismologists that monitor the San Andreas Fault have been indicted for illegally…

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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 2 of 5)  AMC Pacer Produced from 1975 – 1980 This car looked so much…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – According to ESPN, a group of cross-dressing men say they will continue to picket…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An appeals court in Chicago orders that Rahm Emanuel’s name be removed from the…

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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 1 of 5) Chevrolet Vega Produced from 1971 – 1977 Through the Freedom of Information…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During his speech while in the White House, President Hu Jintao of China stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – A plastic surgeon hired by Nike, stated that Tiger Woods agreed to have the “swish”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A jeweler displays an earring her store is currently marketing, designed to appeal to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Teresa Scanlan, Miss Nebraska screams in pain while being crowned Miss America. Last…

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