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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – State College, Pennsylvania – Jerry Sandusky the former assistant coach from Penn State continues to profess his innocence….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama and his two daughters are pictured giving a traditional Thanksgiving pardon to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – The Moore County Council in Lynchburg, Tennessee voted 10-5 to defeat a proposal to raise…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The most prominent member of the Super Committee Senator John Kerry, explains why they…

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U.S. & World History – The term “Native” as in “Native Americans” is actually a typographical error that was printed in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several hospitals in New York City state that their hospital beds…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton says he plans to sue any department store that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Davis, California – University of California Davis Chancellor Linda Katehi, resists demands for her resignation. Occupiers/protestors are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a rare case of bipartisanship, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and Senator John Boehner, jointly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel states that he plans on cleaning up Chicago politics and to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Miami Police arrest Oneal Ron Morris after performing some dangerous surgery on an unidentified…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A former secretary for Louis Farrakhan Leader of the Nation of Islam, states that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – A spokesman for Lucy Van Pelt from “Peanuts”, says she has no intention of…

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BREAKING NEWS – University Park, Pennsylvania – The district attorney rejects former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky’s suggestion to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Scientists working with pest control companies believe that they now have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yeadon, Pennsylvania – President Obama formally apologized to a little girl and her parents for his reaction…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Twentieth Century Fox announces that they will soon begin filming “Die Hard V”, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chongqing, China – Hundreds of  Chinese were injured shortly after 14,345 of them attempted to set a new Guinness…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bettendorf, Iowa – GOP candidate Rick Perry is hospitalized after he was brutally assaulted in an elevator….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protestors state that they are planning on going to several southwestern…

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