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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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  BREAKING NEWS – Madison, Wisconsin – PETI (People for Ethical Treatment of Insects) has sent the Wisconsin State Attorney…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan is now stating that the racism in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boca Raton, Florida – The National Enquirer say that they now have proof that Miss Piggy from Sesame…

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BREAKING NEWS – Omaha, Nebraska – The granddaughter of Orville Redenbacher that came home intoxicated, filled a tub with popcorn…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The United Nations refuses to assist in the capture of a couple, based…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, NY – On the floor of the NY Stock Exchange, Ashley Bouder and Andrew…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mehmood Kot, Pakistan – After acknowledging that he lives in a very high crime area, a local…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orange County, California – Local cocaine dealers have reported that their profits were down nearly 20% while…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Popeye’s new tell-all book has made the New York Times best…

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BREAKING NEWS – Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – Over the past two months, the price of gas worldwide has steadily climbed….

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BREAKING NEWS – Sioux Falls, South Dakota – Attorney General Marty J. Jackley, has stated that the new aggressive policy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Secret Service and the local police broke up a fight in a restaurant…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bogota, Columbia – Edward Nino Hernandez is the shortest man in the world according to the Guinness…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Scientists, theologians, and archaeologists, are now intensely studying the Mayan calendar,…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – The ACLU is now pitted against Seaworld and PETA in an upcoming court…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yogyakarta, Indonesia – A local restaurant owner said business is booming as he prepares a meal for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Reluctantly yielding to animal rights groups, Governor Shintaro Ishihara of Tokyo has finally funded…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tehran, Iran – According to one of the WikiLeaks cables, in December of 2009, the head of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Newly elected Governor Jerry Brown, who has a reputation of being extremely liberal, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bhopal, India – Reebok discontinues their new shoe design that has been poorly received by the public….

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