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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama tells Ann Curry on the “Today Show” that ATMs…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After analyzing the mountain of information obtained from Osama bin Laden’s compound, the CIA…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The wedding planned for this weekend between Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner finally resigns. He spoke briefly at a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Raleigh, North Carolina – Despite the initial objections by the U.S. Marshalls, former Senator John Edwards’ attorney…

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BREAKING NEWS – Forth Worth, Texas – Televangelist Kenneth Copeland, who has been recently investigated by the U.S. Senate, finally…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congressman Anthony Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin finally returns home from Africa…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – At a town hall meeting, GOP frontrunner Mitt Romney is seen beaming…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Hundreds of stand-up comedians hold a rally in support of Congressman Anthony Weiner outside…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – More questions arise regarding President Obama’s birth place. After a team of forensic document…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI arrest multiple people in several states after a nationwide sting operation. Several…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Being strapped for cash, Congressman Anthony Weiner stands next to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) has recently reached out to PETA requesting them…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CEO Richard H. Anderson of Delta Airlines recently came under fire for charging returning…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congressman Anthony Weiner takes a leave of absence to seek treatment…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court has issued a statement that they will soon being hearing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – LeBron James is seen taking questions after losing the NBA Championship to the Dallas…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to a spokesman for Anthony Weiner, the congressman is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA and FBI have now confirmed, that the person that gave them the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department maintains its position regarding shutting down countless online poker websites. The three…

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