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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry, states that he regrets the way he responded to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nagorye, Russia – A Catholic church in Russia excommunicates a nun. The church stated in a letter,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Denmark – Former Vice President Al Gore, plans on having a 24-hour worldwide presentation to combat…

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U.S. & World History – The telegraph was invented in the mid 1700’s in France by Jeane-Antoine Nollet, but a more…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Burt Reynolds gets admitted to the hospital as doctors consider their options. Reynolds, who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – The staff of Congresswoman Maxine Waters defends the new picture of her in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Flushing Meadows, New York – At the U.S. Open, a game was temporarily halted. Tennis pro Ana…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – After a raid at the Phoenix Goddess Temple, 33 people were indicted and 18…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Due to plummeting stock shares and the present economy, Bank of America announces…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Rebels are still searching the country in an attempt to apprehend former leader Muammar Qaddafi….

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul tells Fox News that American paper money is illegal, and it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Relatives of the infamous Kamikaze pilots of Japan from World War II, are suing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – In attempt to raise revenue, the U.S. Postal Service is now allowing babies to…

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BREAKING NEWS – East Jerusalem, Palestine – Members of the militant group Hezbollah, are now calling the Olympic Committee “a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed by Gretchen Carlson on Fox News, DNC chair…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Author Daniel Hamermesh, who wrote the best seller “Beauty Pays” stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mumbai, India – Hindu devotees were said to be offended after some Christian missionaries witnesses them traditionally…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are seen exchanging ideas for a new book they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A spokesman for Cedars-Sinai Hospital states that they are in a unique position…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA puts in a request for additional funding for their space program, citing unexpected…

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