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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Relatives of the infamous Kamikaze pilots of Japan from World War II, are suing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – In attempt to raise revenue, the U.S. Postal Service is now allowing babies to…

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BREAKING NEWS – East Jerusalem, Palestine – Members of the militant group Hezbollah, are now calling the Olympic Committee “a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed by Gretchen Carlson on Fox News, DNC chair…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Author Daniel Hamermesh, who wrote the best seller “Beauty Pays” stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mumbai, India – Hindu devotees were said to be offended after some Christian missionaries witnesses them traditionally…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are seen exchanging ideas for a new book they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A spokesman for Cedars-Sinai Hospital states that they are in a unique position…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA puts in a request for additional funding for their space program, citing unexpected…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview with Chris Wallace, Dick Cheney stated that while he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – A major South Korean retailer opens the first virtual store, which will cater…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Congressman Andre Carson of Indiana tells the Congressional Black Caucus, that the Tea Party…

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BREAKING NEWS – Topton, Pennsylvania – An entire classroom of students from Brandywine Heights Middle School were rushed to the…

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U.S. & World History – The “American Gothic” is one of the most recognized paintings by an American artist. It was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – “Dancing With The Stars” announces that Chaz Bono, formerly Chastity Bono before he/she got…

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BREAKING NEWS – Framingham, Massachusetts – Oyango Obama, President Obama’s uncle was arrested and held without bail on an immigration…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While talking to former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld about his controversial new book,…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – After weeks of negotiating, Scotland Yard decides to start hiring gay policeman. “They can…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The American Plumbers Association is now using Facebook to encourage its members nationwide, to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – All of the football players at the University of Miami have emphatically denied receiving…

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