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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Being strapped for cash, Congressman Anthony Weiner stands next to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) has recently reached out to PETA requesting them…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CEO Richard H. Anderson of Delta Airlines recently came under fire for charging returning…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congressman Anthony Weiner takes a leave of absence to seek treatment…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court has issued a statement that they will soon being hearing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – LeBron James is seen taking questions after losing the NBA Championship to the Dallas…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to a spokesman for Anthony Weiner, the congressman is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA and FBI have now confirmed, that the person that gave them the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department maintains its position regarding shutting down countless online poker websites. The three…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder announces that he will soon be implementing a plan…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner is now seeking the advice from the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Amman, Jordan – The Iranian women’s soccer team gets disqualified by the Olympic Committee because they refused…

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BREAKING NEWS- Sanaa, Yemen – After intense brutal fighting for weeks, anti-government protestors are seen flashing victory signs. They said…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The sincerity of Congressman Anthony Weiner’s apology has now come into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dayton, Ohio – A tractor-trailer flipped over, spilling loads of tomato sauce all over the highway. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Winston-Salem, North Carolina – Former Senator John Edwards pleads not guilty after being indicted by a federal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Seven-term Congressman Anthony Weiner testified before the House Rules Committee on Capitol Hill, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Royal Oak, Michigan – A group of people who recently held a séance, stated that they have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Royal Oak, Michigan – Dr. Jack Kevorkian a.k.a. Dr. Death, dies while at William Beaumont Hospital. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Castroville, Texas – Chief U.S. District Judge Fred Biery, who issued an order against the Medina Valley Independent…

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