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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Because of the concerns of her safety, Casey Anthony decides to relocate to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – The National Weather Service predicts that the nationwide heat wave will continue. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – In an unprecedented civil litigation case, an angry woman files a lawsuit against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Lead prosecutor of the Casey Anthony trial Jeff Ashton, defends the jury’s verdict. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brasov, Transylvania – A Muppet from Sesame Street visiting Transylvania, admits to police that he broke into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Elk Grove, Illinois – According to a study by the American Academy of Pediatrics, 70% of married…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed by Ann Curry, Nadya Suleman better known as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Union City, Georgia – While speaking to the Morticians Association of America, President Obama states that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – There is nationwide outrage over the possibility that Casey Anthony will profit from what…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – McDonald’s quickly settles a lawsuit out-of-court, after seeing a video of the plaintiff angrily…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – After Casey Anthony is overheard saying that she could do 6 days “standing on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, sits stone-faced and stunned, after President Obama and Speaker…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – British archeologists returning from Egypt now believe they have evidence that Keith Richards of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Due to a computer glitch, Bank of America announces that it has accidentally deleted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – One of the jurors in the Casey Anthony trial that prefers to remain anonymous,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – All 12 jurors of the Casey Anthony trial state that they based their decision…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama stops in the middle of a stroll yelling and using expletives at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – The ACLU sends a strongly worded letter to the CEO of Outback restaurants Elizabeth…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin Texas – Governor Rick Perry is asked by a Human Rights Official at the United Nations,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The American Psychiatric Association announces that in the past month, fathers seeking therapy has…

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