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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While speaking on his radio program, Al Sharpton questions if GOP…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A congressional hearing has now been scheduled to look at the educational background of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A recently discovered obscure controversial provision in the 2309 page Health Care Bill, will…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NYC Police Commissioner Raymond W. Kelly, has stated that he will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Huaxi, China – A small Chinese village unveils their new skyscraper, which is taller than the Chrysler…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cardiff Wales, England – Michael Jackson’s children, Blanket, Prince, and Paris stand on stage at the Millennium Stadium…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi says she was relieved to have landed safely at Sacramento International…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Police want to question Family Radio leader Harold Camping after a church member recently…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder explained to Congressman Darrell Issa, that the botched federal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While speaking at the Values Voter Summit, former Governor Mitt Romney’s Mormon faith was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama received very little applause from either party during the recent Joint Session…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Judges from the British Parliament have chosen to continue to don their traditional wigs,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fremont, California – An employee of bankrupt solar panel company Solyndra, shows President Obama the area of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – CEO of Bank of America Brian Moynihan, states that they have no choice…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kansas City, Missouri – Hallmark Greeting Cards has announced that it will conduct an internal investigation, to determine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albuquerque, New Mexico – Groups across America are outraged at communications giant T-Mobile, for their plans to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chajnantor Plain, Chile – The new combination of the ALMA radio telescope in the Chilean Andes and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Top executives for bankrupt solar panel company Solyndra Brian Harrison and William Stover, promise Congress…

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BREAKING NEWS – Perugia, Italy – Amanda Knox is pictured emotionally devastated as she leaves a courtroom in Italy. She…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Washington Post is now reporting that President of the ACLU Susan Herman, is currently…

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