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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The IRS states that out of all the professions, chiropractors are the most often…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama gets questioned by the D.C. police after he was seen wearing a…

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(28 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Misrata, Libya – Employees from the nation’s largest pet store says business is booming after they began…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The IRS is now allowing married people that regularly grow marijuana at home, to…

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(27 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D. C. – Because of the daily addition of tons of paperwork that verify the nations…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Brunswick, New Jersey – Rutgers University is under fire for paying “Snooki” from MTV’s “Jersey Shore”…

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(26 of 30)   The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, newspaper clippings from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to doctors at ABC, they have given Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Kirstie Alley’s partner on…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – To the utter surprise to the media at a press conference, President Obama…

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(25 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a speech at the United Nations, a very angry and animated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FAA is now investigating the allegations of Southwest Airlines, that their Boeing 737’s…

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(24 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Southwest Airlines has outraged many of their frequent fliers after a five foot hole…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Jimmy Carter states at a congressional hearing that he understands why in…

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(23 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After an air traffic controller gets caught sleeping at Reagan National Airport, the Federal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown states that because of the recent cutbacks for school districts statewide, they no…

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