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(26 of 30)   The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, newspaper clippings from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to doctors at ABC, they have given Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Kirstie Alley’s partner on…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – To the utter surprise to the media at a press conference, President Obama…

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(25 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a speech at the United Nations, a very angry and animated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FAA is now investigating the allegations of Southwest Airlines, that their Boeing 737’s…

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(24 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Southwest Airlines has outraged many of their frequent fliers after a five foot hole…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Jimmy Carter states at a congressional hearing that he understands why in…

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(23 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After an air traffic controller gets caught sleeping at Reagan National Airport, the Federal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Governor Jerry Brown states that because of the recent cutbacks for school districts statewide, they no…

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(22 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A spokesman for Lindsay Lohan stated that contrary to rumors, the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder reverses his previous position and decides to refer Guantanamo…

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(21 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of people are calling for the resignation of President Obama’s recent…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Charlie Sheen’s sold out show “The Torpedo of Truth” at the 5100 seat…

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(20 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Barry Bonds tells the press that the steroid allegations against him is a…

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