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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder explained to Congressman Darrell Issa, that the botched federal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While speaking at the Values Voter Summit, former Governor Mitt Romney’s Mormon faith was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama received very little applause from either party during the recent Joint Session…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Judges from the British Parliament have chosen to continue to don their traditional wigs,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fremont, California – An employee of bankrupt solar panel company Solyndra, shows President Obama the area of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – CEO of Bank of America Brian Moynihan, states that they have no choice…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kansas City, Missouri – Hallmark Greeting Cards has announced that it will conduct an internal investigation, to determine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albuquerque, New Mexico – Groups across America are outraged at communications giant T-Mobile, for their plans to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chajnantor Plain, Chile – The new combination of the ALMA radio telescope in the Chilean Andes and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Top executives for bankrupt solar panel company Solyndra Brian Harrison and William Stover, promise Congress…

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BREAKING NEWS – Perugia, Italy – Amanda Knox is pictured emotionally devastated as she leaves a courtroom in Italy. She…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Washington Post is now reporting that President of the ACLU Susan Herman, is currently…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie is still pondering if he should run for President. An…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS and Andy Rooney finally state the real reason he abruptly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to a Hollywood insider, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are both gearing up…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, states that presidential candidate Herman Cain is against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The Weather Channel announce that they have been inundated with emails and phone calls…

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BREAKING NEWS – Al Khasaf, Yemen – U.S. born Al Qaeda cleric Anwar al-Awlaki has been killed after getting hit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama’s support in the Jewish community takes another major hit after he spoke at the American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ashland, Massachusetts – FBI agents arrest 26 year old Rezwan Ferdaus, accusing him of plotting to blow…

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