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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Congressman Fred Grandy resigns as on air host WMAL radio, after being pressured…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Pentagon is now under fire from Amnesty International and several other human rights…

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(4 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, newspaper clippings from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – State education officials have ordered that the plan of Emergency Financial Manager Robert Bobb…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After NPR President Vivian Schiller resigned, she stated at the National Press Club that…

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(3 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, newspaper clippings from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Former Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell declines the offer to perform on “Dancing with Stars”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After making  a thorough review his recent videos and photographs, a panel of doctors have…

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(2 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Warner Brothers who originally suspended production of the show “Two and a Half Men”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The AFL-CIO and Teamsters have became increasingly desperate to maintain their power, and are…

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(1 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, newspaper clippings from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Muammar Qaddafi went on an angry tirade at the United Nations…

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BREAKING NEWS – Waltham, Massachusetts – According to a recent article by the New England Journal of Medicine, DNA from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Provo, Utah – Sophomore center Brandon Davies gets suspended from the Brigham Young University basketball team for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Al Jawf, Libya – An embarrassed Libyan rebel that’s new at handling firearms, is seen walking back…

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BREAKING NEWS – Suchuan, China – The village of Shuanghe was overwhelmed after an explosion in a local Jell-o factory,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – District Attorney Susan Roger continues to maintain her high conviction rate, as she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Muammar Qaddafi is now considering relinquishing all of his power, and leaving the country using his own…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – Fashion giant Christian Dior fires designer John Galliano after he was filmed making anti-Semitic…

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