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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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  BREAKING NEWS – Middle East – At a press conference, the President of the middle eastern chapters of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Zurich, Switzerland – Residents of Switzerland relax in a park taking time off from work because of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stratham, New Hampshire – Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney finally officially announces that he is making a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – Donald Trump, who initially stated that the reason when he didn’t fight…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Bishop Eddie Long who pastors New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Atlanta, settles a lawsuit…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congressman Anthony Weiner is now embroiled in a controversy regarding allegations…

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BREAKING NEWS – Florence, Italy – While filming the new season of MTV’s hit Jersey Shore in Italy, Snooki is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Homeland Security and the FBI are now investigating Bert from Sesame Street alleging that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood is seen walking past four of his employees…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At the Lincoln Memorial, President Obama remained professional and tactful while insisting that a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Reston, Virginia – The U.S. Geological Society have now confirmed that they recently had a few of their scientists lower a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manila, Philippines – An employee for Coca-Cola is seen en route to a delivery amid the horrible…

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U.S. & World History – General Douglas MacArthur was one the larger than life heroes of World War II, and he…

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There has been worldwide shockwaves after the Wall Street Journal broke the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, Korea – College students attend a sit down demonstration in central Seoul, locking arms to show…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – TMZ reports that when Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child was in the third grade, his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – The U.S. Supreme Court has sustained Arizona’s law that penalizes businesses for hiring workers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – Senator John Kerry Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee got really frustrated with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Mel Gibson and Jody Foster’s new movie is being called the biggest flop so…

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BREAKING NEWS – More bad news for Lance Armstrong regarding doping allegations. The federal government says it has recently obtained…

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