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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Tehran, Iran – According to one of the WikiLeaks cables, in December of 2009, the head of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Newly elected Governor Jerry Brown, who has a reputation of being extremely liberal, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bhopal, India – Reebok discontinues their new shoe design that has been poorly received by the public….

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BREAKING NEWS – Rosemead, California – Top executives of the nation’s largest Chinese Food franchise Panda Express, has now issued…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boise, Idaho – Mr. Potato Head has been arrested and charged with killing his missing wife. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – While in court for the most recent violations of the provisions of her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Amidst thousands of angry emails and phone calls, Tupperware yanked its most recent tv…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beebe, Arkansas – Wildlife experts are trying to determine what caused more than 1,000 blackbirds to die…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Due to the sluggish economy, Hawaiian real estate has fallen on very hard times….

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BREAKING NEWS – Braganca, Brazil – Fourteen year old Elisany Silva who is a towering is 6’9” is the tallest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – At the Shanghai Zoo, a hippopotamus gets his teeth brushed, proving that animals in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Brett Favre gets emotional after returning to Green Bay to respond to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yosemite National Park, California – After countless warnings from park rangers for being disrespectful, a grizzly bear…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Wilmington, Delaware – Former senate candidate Christine O’Donnell, who once admitted that she dabbled into witchcraft,…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennesse – A photographer catches Al Gore’s reaction, when he learned how much alimony his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carlsbad, California – Thousands of personal trainers nationwide are presently creating a website. It will provide local classified…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The creator of Playboy Magazine,  Hugh Hefner who recently turned 84, has announced that…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – State Attorney General Lisa Madigan says she plans on indicting several top executives…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – Wile E. Coyote sues the Acme Company over the countless injuries he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – The CEO for 7-11 Joseph DePinto, stops the sales of their new Liquid Nitrogen…

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