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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Kansas City, Missouri – Looking to avoid having swing voters lump her in with her party’s fringe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Happy Valley, Oregon – An Oregon homeowner held a burglar at gunpoint last week after she caught…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The caravan of more than 7,000 Central American migrants continues its journey in spite…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – An Orange County Superior Court judge has ruled against the Eagan Avenatti law…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hours after CNN’s New York City headquarters were evacuated over an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Annandale, Virginia – Hillary Clinton’s former 2016 running mate Senator Tim Kaine, attempted an intervention after the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Inspired by the #MeToo movement, Snow White has now filed charges against Prince Charming…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Trump tweeted a 2005 video in which Obama, then a senator, made a statement…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has persuaded an increasing amount of teachers not to give grammar school…

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U.S. & World History – A very little known fact, is a boxing promoter got his start from opening up…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton raised more than a few eyebrows when she lead…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A member of the New York Times editorial board has a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Teverina, Italy – The remains of what is being called the ‘Vampire of Lugnano’ have been uncovered…

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BREAKING NEWS – Coral Gables, Florida – House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi was confronted by an angry crowd during a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA wants new U.S. Supreme Court Brett Kavanaugh who’s pro-life, to support “pro-life eating”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Potter, Nebraska – A Nebraska superintendent is apologizing for “anxiety and any harm” caused after a school…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to Nielsen, the premiere of “The Alec Baldwin Show” tanked…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fall River, Massachusetts – An embattled Democratic mayor from Massachusetts, who was arrested last week on suspicion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – The IHOP announced a Phoenix, Ariz., location will be the first of its 1,600…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan, the Nation of Islam leader who in a recent tweet said he…

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