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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Kasie Hunt seemed happy that Republican Sen. Rand Paul suffered…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Sen. Al Franken from Minnesota addresses allegations of sexual misconduct, apologizes and says…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – No one had to guess whether Rep. John Conyers wore boxers or briefs, according…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oslo, Norway – More than 100 reindeer in Norway have been killed in recent days after getting…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Sen. Al Franken broke his silence Sunday on sexual misconduct allegations, reportedly saying…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats are emphatically backing a mayor in northern Alaska, after he announced that Whoville…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick, the former San Francisco 49ers quarterback, took part Thursday in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Uber has now revealed that it had suffered a breach in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Massapequa Park, New York – Many runners are offended by a Massapequa Thanksgiving Day Turkey Trot’s Facebook…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Maxine Waters blames President Trump for indirectly encouraging the three UCLA basketball players…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A piece in GQ Magazine calls on readers to make Thanksgiving…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lansing, Michigan – Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) issued a statement denying allegations that he fired a female…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A class action lawsuit has been filed against Ronan Farrow, by over 20…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – When LaVar Ball the father of suspended UCLA player LiAngelo Ball spoke to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “CBS This Morning” co-host and longtime PBS star Charlie Rose has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized Hillary Clinton, the Democrat he defeated in the 2016 White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Another sexual harassment bombshell is rocking Capitol Hill, after a report claimed powerful Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Corcoran, California – Charles Manson, the hippie cult leader who became the hypnotic-eyed face of evil across…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lavar Ball who is the father of suspended UCLA basketball player LiAngelo Ball,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo repeatedly ignored a woman’s complaints…

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