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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U.S. Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y. wished her Twitter followers a Merry…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Jay-Z isn’t the only person upset with Travis Scott for agreeing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Svetlana Travis Zakharova, a Russian former escort, has claimed disgraced former…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mandan, North Dakota – A North Dakota man accused of plotting to use a forklift to flip…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Speaking to tens of thousands of tourists, pilgrims and Romans that gathered in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James came under fire over the weekend after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) introduced a bill calling for the use of $14 billion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – The friction between Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and Santa Claus continues to heat up,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LeBron James blasts NFL, calling the owners ‘old white men’ with ‘slave mentality’….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Illinois Rep. Luis Gutierrez blasted Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen as “a liar” and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Waltham, Massachusetts – The New England Journal of Medicine is reporting what they call a “very acute…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – State Senator Kevin S. Parker, a Brooklyn Democrat, casually tweeted at the Republicans’…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois- The Nation of Islam and its leaders have received hundreds of thousands of dollars from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Several anti-gun groups announced that they plan on marching to Warner Brothers, demanding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hamburg, Germany – Claas Relotius, a reporter and editor, admitted to fabricating parts of at least 14…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Adult film star Stormy Daniels on Tuesday revealed that she will be featured…

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BREAKING NEWS – Decatur, Georgia – A Georgia teacher told police he stole a 9-year-old student’s violin because he needed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I warns American pop star Anastacia not to be too sexy…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Christmas may now get cancelled after Santa Claus was arrested again for another…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congresswoman-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez hasn’t yet started her new job, but she’s…

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