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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Sydney, Australia – Forget ‘Father’s Day’ — snowflakes seek ‘Special Person’s Day’. First came Mother’s Day. Then…

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BREAKING NEWS – Selma, Alabama – During an annual commemoration of the 1965 Selma-to-Montgomery marches at the historic Brown Chapel…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Saikat Chakrabarti, the progressive firebrand’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Democrat Maxine Waters attacked President Trump and said “impeachment is the only answer”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Patrick Moore, the co-founder of the environmentalist group Greenpeace, ripped into New York Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a wide-ranging interview with The Root, Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA),…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – JetBlue was forced to apologize after honoring convicted cop-killer Assata Shakur…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Bernie Sanders was asked in a CNN town hall whether he, like Sen. Elizabeth…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., lashed out at an anonymous shutterbug who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The father of democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris, admitted that she is a descendant…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While hosting a rally, Congresswoman Maxine Waters commented on Michael Cohen’s recent testimony before…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – In an unprecedented move, Jussie Smollett’s attorneys are now stating that due to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., recently entered the 2020 presidential race promising to transform America…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hartford, Connecticut – The Hartford Yard Goats which is a Double-A baseball team, announced on their website…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said young people have to ask a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In the latest development to rock the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Francis has defrocked…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders’ 2016 presidential campaign spokesman unloaded on Hillary Clinton and her team, calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) initially stated that President Trump was responsible…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vero Beach, Florida – Three billionaires, including the owner of the New England Patriots, were arrested at…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner has been released from prison and…

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