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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – First lady Melania Trump fired back at a Massachusetts elementary school librarian who rejected…

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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers announced on Twitter that he gave tickets…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korea said nearly 5 million citizens have offered to join or re-enlist in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has announced their concern about the growth of violent clown criminal organizations,…

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U.S. & World History – A professional baseball stadium got its name in a very unusual fashion. When it was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Hugh Hefner died at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles. He was 91….

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Becoming more desperate after China imposed sanctions against North Korea, and to show…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now threatening to sue the NFL if they attempt to enforce…

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BREAKING NEWS – Caracas, Venezuela – Two anti-government activist were hospitalized after suffering gunshot wounds from some soldiers, prompted by…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner has been sentenced to 21 months…

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BREAKING NEWS – Frisco, Texas – Hurts Donut is offering a special delivery option for those living nearby. For an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton say she plans to seek a court order, demanding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Hollywood superstar George Clooney, who was an avid supporter and major campaign donor for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team is under fire for ‘brass-knuckle’ tactics in bid to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now stating that President Trump’s message of “putting America first”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Christian numerologist David Meade claims that the world will end tomorrow when “Planet X”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mesa, Arizona – A patriotic parent in, got her fourth-grade child moved to a different class after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former senator and Secretary of State John Kerry said he has no plans to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell’s goes ballistic, fuming about earpiece malfunctions, while blasting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon said the company is reviewing their website algorithm after reports surfaced that certain…

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