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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has a different take on the low unemployment in America. “After…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, DC. – Joe Biden is being accused of plagiarism… again. The apparent similarities were first flagged…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Infectious diseases—some that ravaged populations in the Middle Ages, are resurging in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Joe Biden’s questionable record on his involvement of civil rights in 1964 have resurfaced….

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – A zoologist involved in setting up the upcoming democratic debate, has said he has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Clearwater, Florida – A large alligator was nabbed after breaking into a Florida home in the middle…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – The new mayor of Baltimore — one of America’s most dangerous cities — wants…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A radio interview with Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren turned awkward…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – An unconfirmed report that North Korea executed senior diplomats following failed nuclear talks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Branson, Missouri – A Texas-based televangelist is facing scrutiny following a recent TV interview in which he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Casinos all over Sin City are now accepting wagers on what will happen…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times is cracking down on its own reporters,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook is standing firm in its refusal to take down a doctored video…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Some supporters of 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders say they are seeing a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton condemned the Trump administration during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders courts big donors to boost his 2020 campaign despite calling out his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bucharest, Romania – A small child next to her mom, is seen looking behind her during a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new rule adopted by the Democratic National Committee and NBC News will evenly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – A photo was taken shortly before the parents of the two infants snatched their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized former Vice President Joe Biden, the front-runner among Democrats seeking to…

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