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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A string of newly resurfaced video clips of former national security adviser John Bolton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Warren announced her plan to protect elections from Russian interference and other forms of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On CBS Evening News, Democratic presidential candidate Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The head of San Francisco Public Works, which is in charge of cleaning…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Vermont – Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg caught flack after a viral video from a campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats in the Senate are still outraged at a recent prayer by Chaplain Barry…

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BREAKING NEWS – Livonia, Michigan – A black Air Force veteran is accusing a Detroit-area bank of refusing to deposit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Independence County, Arkansas – Hunter Biden has agreed to pay monthly child support retroactive to November 2018,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Very little criticism has been heard on MSNBC of the Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Electoral College sets a high bar that irks politicians whose base is in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin blasted President Trump’s legal team,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Chris Cuomo was quick to defend climate activist Greta…

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BREAKING NEWS – Natick, Massachusetts – Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in a parking lot. A…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot says she plans to endorse a Democratic candidate for president…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harlem, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., said that “no one ever makes a billion dollars….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Adam Schiff has drawn criticism, however, for later making the head-turning argument that Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There appears to be no love lost between Greta Thunberg and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mount Pleasant, Iowa – Former South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg elicited a moment of awkward silence…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., pushed back on former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s claim…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mayor Eric Garcetti is flying to Washington, D.C., to meet with Ben Carson,…

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