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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Mason, Ohio – Melissa Bergman, 30, was a stay-at-home mom living in a $475,000 house when she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Beleaguered chief investigative correspondent Brian Ross is leaving ABC News seven…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – In an election many Mexicans hope will be a turning point for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Gatos, California – Netflix has come under fire for a movie streaming on their site that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters had to be restrained by security as she balled up her fists…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton did a “miserable” job of reaching out to white evangelical voters in…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – A massive brawl broke out between a large group at a Pride event…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Gloria Allred, who is an American women’s rights attorney notable for taking high-profile and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Joe Jackson, the father of the late Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – The U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders from Vermont has declined to endorse his son…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Authorities have seized more than 550 guns at two Southern California homes and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has announced, that after getting recently criticized by fellow democrat…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Google study claims algorithm is 95 percent accurate when predicting when a patient…

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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders’ message of income inequality resonated with many voters in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Finally yielding to pressure from the ACLU to rename any dog breed that has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – “Westworld” actress Evan Rachel Wood said she was effective immediately participating in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Meaux, France – A French priest has been suspended from “all baptism and marriage celebrations” after a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fairfax, Virginia –  An admitted pedophile and convicted felon is legally able to run for Congress in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yunnan, China – According to a team of paleontologists from China, Australia and Germany, they discovered a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters is now encouraging her supporters to fight back against…

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