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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Book critics from the New York Times say that they have…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (9 of 15)  For $49.95 you can get a bathroom scale that is designed to help motivate…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Shockwaves are still being felt worldwide after the recent discovery by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Because of the rising medical costs and the deteriorating Social Security system, Congress has…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (8 of 15) For $99.95 you can purchase the New York City Style Race Car Set. With…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Mountain Lakes, New Jersey – Mrs. Butterworth states during an interview, that she has fallen on…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The people in the audience that were initially excited about going to Australia…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (7 of 15) For the pastor that notices people sleeping and not paying attention to him when…

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U.S. & World History – “The Thinker” is a bronze and marble sculpture by Auguste Rodin that can be viewed at the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wasilla, Alaska – After Sarah Palin admitted that in the past she has hunted moose, she received…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (6 of 15)  For children that refuse to go to bed when told and insist that you…

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BREAKING NEWS – A group of 5000 computer hackers have sent two of the world’s biggest credit card companies into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Central Africa – Because of the economy and worldwide unemployment, a group of giraffe seeking a better…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (5 of 15)  For $1275.00 you can purchase an Anti-Snoring Bed. If you have a spouse that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Samuel L. Jackson signs a multi-million dollar contract with New Line Cinema to star…

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BREAKING NEWS – According to ESPN and Sports Illustrated, Hall of Famer and former L.A. Laker center Jabbar, has decided…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (4 of 15)  From the makers of Silly Putty, now on sale… it’s Silly Patty! It’s just…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS announces that they’ll launch a new series in the spring, in which they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many liberals and democrats are concerned that President Obama is gradually yielding to the republicans. They…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (3 of 15)  Brand new from Glade – “Relative Remover”. For $3.99 a spray can, you can…

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