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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Astronaut Mike Massimino is seen through the window of the Space Shuttle. He stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walk off their own show after…

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A major scandal has begun on the trading floor on…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Virginia – After reviewing the photographic evidence, a 14 year old’s parent’s anger shifts toward…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Steven Spielberg is presently being criticized worldwide regarding the gigantic mothership that was built…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – The Grand Old Opry reopens after some devastating flooding in May. The mayor of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama and Michelle, and former President George Bush and Laura were photographed moments…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Attorney Gloria Allred is overheard telling her client Nikki Diaz, that if the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – CEO James McNerny of the Boeing Corporation, stated during a press conference that no…

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several Martians stated that they were depressed and wished they never would…

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BREAKING NEWS – Murchison Falls National Park, Uganda – A local myth was proven when a photographer captured the evidence….

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The controversial, and world famous Lady Gaga’s fan base continues to grow. As more…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arizona – A Taco Bell owner near the Arizona border has decided  to no longer protest the…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa says that he will soon put a stop to the nightly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – The ACLU files a lawsuit against a Miami school district because of an insect…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Ongoing intense and frequent migraines prompts the former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, New Jersey – According to a source from Jersey Shore, Snooki is actually getting shorter. Her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Zhejiang, China – The Chinese government receives harsh criticism from Amnesty International and many nations worldwide after they implemented…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santiago, Chile, South America – President Sebastian Pinera and the owner of the mine in which 33…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel was seen in tears during a…

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