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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Betty Nguyen from the CBS Morning Show is seen giving Levi…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Anti-government demonstrators are seen watching Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak’s televised speech at a cafe…

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U.S. & World History – The Taj Mahal is a mausoleum located in Agra, India, built by Mughal emperor Shah…

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BREAKING NEWS – Alexandria, Virginia – While reading a children’s book to some kindergarteners, President Obama points to the stars…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Attorney Shawn Chapman Holley proclaims Lindsay Lohan’s innocence after she was charged with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Guantánamo Bay, Cuba – In a poll taken of the muslim detainees at GITMO, 100% of them…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – On his way to the Spanish Steps in Rome for the traditional prayer, Pope…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – Former Mayor Ray Nagin looks at a portrait of himself that is to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Midway through an interview, President Obama gestures with his thumb, that Bill O’Reilly will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has sent the publishers of Dr. Suess…

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BREAKING NEWS – Maysville, Kentucky – Citizens give mixed reviews of the Kentucky’s new law that allows the police to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – After the Cavaliers lost their record breaking 24th game in a row, coach Byron…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – President Hosni Mubarak now states that he will step down, providing that the government…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – After a silverback gorilla at a zoo in England was video taped walking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennessee – Al Gore states at a press conference, that the record snowfall and freezing temperature…

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BREAKING NEWS – Danville, Kentucky – According to the Boyle County Public Library, it has now gotten so cold, that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sherman Oaks, California – CBS intervenes and takes a no-nonsense approach regarding Charlie Sheen once he entered…

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BREAKING NEWS – Giza, Egypt – An Egyptian real estate developer is photographed looking at the magnificent pyramids, trying to determine if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – For the first time in 12 years, schools all over the city were shutdown…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kent, England – Ambam, a silverback gorilla, at the Port Lympne Wild Animal Park in Kent, southeast…

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