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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC announces that this fall, “The Apprentice” will have as competitors, famous…

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BREAKING NEWS – Zurich, Switzerland – Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak is said to be extremely bitter that the estimated 70…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an attempt to get his approval rating higher, President Obama orders the flight crews…

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BREAKING NEWS – Racine, Wisconsin – The manufacturers of Raid, Johnson Wax, have stated that they will soon be marketing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ann Arbor, Michigan – Borders Books files Chapter 11 and plans on closing nearly a third of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – “Snooki” from “Jersey Shore” is seen backstage after the Grammys blowing a kiss to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yorktown Heights, New York – IBM’s super computer “Watson” convincingly beat the best two Jeopardy players of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Now that former President Hosni Mubarak has resigned, anti-government protesters in Cairo’s Tahrir Square…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The website for Chicago public radio show “This American Life” states it found a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – A woman remains in critical condition after being savagely attacked by her pet…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In light of what has happened in Egypt recently and several other middle eastern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Lady Gaga is seen getting out of an egg at the Grammys before performing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Southwest Airlines gets heavily fined by the FAA for several safety violations, and ordered…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Hundreds of anti-Mubarak protestors are seen jogging early every morning to remain physically fit….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congressman Christopher Lee serving the 26th District of New York who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Under imtense pressure, a defiant President Hosni Mubarak reluctantly steps down. He angrily stated that he plans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After producers for Bravo Channel’s “Project Runway” saw Lindsay Lohan wearing a racy form…

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BREAKING NEWS – Modesto, California – A lawsuit filed by a wine distributor against Ernest & Julio Gallo because thousands…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Betty Nguyen from the CBS Morning Show is seen giving Levi…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Anti-government demonstrators are seen watching Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak’s televised speech at a cafe…

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