Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco – Family Radio Worldwide has now stated that they know the exact date of the…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Navy reverses its decision to allow chaplains to perform same-sex marriages, shortly after…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Officials state that there was a stash of pornography found at Osama bin…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Navy Secretary Ray Mabus is denying allegations that Osama bin Laden’s body was literally booted…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS –  Ankeny, Iowa – Likely GOP presidential candidate Congressman Ron Paul from Texas, who has a reputation for…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Lindsay Lohan is seen snickering at Judge Stephanie Sautner after pleading no contest for…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver, announced…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – President Asif Ali Zardari is denying that he was aware that Osama bin Laden…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Springdale, Arkansas – PETA states that they plan to boycott food giant Tyson Chickens, unless they immediately…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The producers of “Thor” Paramount Pictures and Marvel Entertainment, gets sued for 25 million…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – An ambitious Pakistani businessman has been contacting all of the Al Qaeda members who…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A memo leaked from the ACLU Headquarters, stated that they wanted Osama bin Laden…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – Prime Minister Yousuf Rasa Gilani warns the United States that his country could respond…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the CIA Director Leon Panetta, even though Osama bin Laden lived in…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Battle Creek, Michigan – Tony the Tiger says he plans on going on tour soon, to talk…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Homeland Security and the FBI, some of the information gleaned from Osama…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The NAACP and the Jewish Defense League jointly file a…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – Five GOP contenders square off at the Peace Center in downtown Greenville. At…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who has always been curious about the religions of the world, asked me what were the…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – According to the Center for Disease Control, the latest STD sweeping America is called…

Continue Reading

1 313 314 315 316 317 339