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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House John Boehner is quickly reduced to tears after Congresswoman Nancy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Medea Benjamin who is a cofounder of the radical left wing women’s organization Code…

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BREAKING NEWS – Reno, Nevada – An air traffic controller gets suspended for sleeping for at least 16 minutes as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Geoffrey Mutai of Kenya runs the fastest Boston Marathon ever. Sports analysts believe they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lynchburg, Virginia – National franchise J. Crew clothing store generates controversy after they run an ad with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan, R-Wisconsin shows his proposal to reduce the budget…

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  BREAKING NEWS – In the past ten days, toddlers were accidentally served alcohol at the Olive Garden in Lakeland,…

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(30 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – NBA Commissioner David Stern fines Kobe Bryant $100,000.00 for making an anti-gay slur…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new tax law that the IRS is now proposing is, if anyone can…

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(29 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The IRS states that out of all the professions, chiropractors are the most often…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama gets questioned by the D.C. police after he was seen wearing a…

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(28 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Misrata, Libya – Employees from the nation’s largest pet store says business is booming after they began…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The IRS is now allowing married people that regularly grow marijuana at home, to…

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(27 of 30) The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, headlines from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D. C. – Because of the daily addition of tons of paperwork that verify the nations…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Brunswick, New Jersey – Rutgers University is under fire for paying “Snooki” from MTV’s “Jersey Shore”…

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(26 of 30)   The Smithsonian Institute now has on display, newspaper clippings from ancient newspapers that validate certain events in the…

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