BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now encouraging their members to refrain from using the phrase “blind date”, because they have determined that it is insensitive to the visually impaired. From now on they want them to use the phrase, “people that are desperate for a relationship and are now willing to [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Enniskillen, Northern Ireland – An extremely awkward moment of silence takes place when President Obama met Russian President Vladimir Putin during the G-8 Summit. It happened after Putin told Obama that the way he is using the IRS to intimidate political enemies, would’ve made both Joseph Stalin and Karl Marx very proud. [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Republicans continue their push to require a picture I.D. in order to vote as the law of the land. Several angry democrats responded by saying that if such laws are passed, it would unfairly deny people who are in the United States illegally an opportunity to participate in national [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a source close to Hillary Clinton, the former Secretary of State plans to take some precautions just in case she wins the presidency in 2016 regarding Bill’s womanizing. She said if elected, she will make sure that all of the female interns are either gay or certifiably [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The ratings of the extremely liberal “Rachel Maddow Show”, continues to drop at a dramatic/consistent pace. MSNBC President Phil Griffin announces that he predicts by the end of the year, it will be as many people watching her show as there are KKK members with subscriptions [Continue]
U.S. & World History – The ill tempered King Henry VIII came to throne in 1509 and had the reputation for executing his wives when he felt the relationship was over. The only people who dared to speak out against him publicly regarding his decision to put his spouses to death, were greedy money grubbing [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama finally admits that he personally monitors several hundred Skype accounts on a daily basis through the National Security Agency. He explained that he really doesn’t have any choice but to secretly watch personal videos, because “R’ rated movies aren’t allowed in the White House. [Continue]
