BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Left wing organizations Moveon.org and Media Matters, are now encouraging supporters of President Obama to help lower the unemployment rate to help him get re-elected. They are urging liberal democrats to stop accepting unemployment checks from August through October. To survive during this difficult [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Retired journalist Helen Thomas is pictured reading the New York Times. Her illustrious career spanned over the three most popular written methods the public got their news, which includes, the internet, newspapers, and hieroglyphics. [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Because of her ongoing support of the pro-choice movement, Senator Nancy Pelosi has now been banned from praying in all Catholic churches. [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Devout Mormon Mitt Romney, finally spoke at a town hall meeting regarding marriage, and stated that he has no problem with polygamy. He added, that if he gets elected, he will try to get the Constitution to specifically define marriage as a formal union between a man and at [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Cincinnati, Ohio – At the NAACP convention, Julian Bond explains to a large audience why new Asian immigrants seem to excel in business in the United States. He stated that it’s simply because they don’t understand racism in this country. Bond added, that, once they learn that “all” white people are out [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Oprah Winfrey is said to be enraged at Rosie O’Donnell for announcing during her show on OWN, that she wants to move it to New York City. Sources close to the brewing animosity, state that Winfrey has contacted President Obama over the matter, requesting that O’Donnell’s flight to New [Continue]
COMMENTARY: For me, it’s baseball games, cars being washed, and watching several of my neighbors openly planting marijuana in their backyards to supplement their income in this awful economy. [Continue]
While I was talking to a neighbor of mine who was born and raised in Spain, he told me that he recently took some college courses, and failed one class in Spanish. I started laughing at him hysterically, and told him that was one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. He then asked me [Continue]
