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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, You and your readers may consider my problem trivial, but to me it’s really irritating. My wife, who…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently saw an MMA fight when a man got kicked in the head so hard, that his chin literally…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 102, and I have outlived many of my longtime friends. In my address book I counted 22…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m worried about a close friend I have known for about 10 years. She’s well-educated, independent and family-oriented….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine promised to reward himself by buying a foreign car, if he lost 50 pounds. After he…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’ve been trying to declutter and get rid of things, but each time I do, my mother scolds…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin recently told me that he plans on eating healthier, and he believes he can accomplish this by leaving…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My in-laws live in an apartment above our garage. It wasn’t my idea. It was a compromise with…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently went to AutoZone to buy some sheepskin covers for my car seats. As I was reaching for the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 18-year-old daughter has just graduated from high school. She has now informed me that she’s not going…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I used to go grocery shopping here in Las Vegas with a friend of mine, before entering the store,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I went on a trip with his brother and his wife recently. Three days into…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who works for the city morgue, decided he wanted to change the color of the floor….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I are struggling to “like” our new son-in-law, and it hasn’t been easy. One thing…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

There is a large bakery near me, and I love their fresh bread. I always make sure I only purchase…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I lived in New York City all of our life, but about a year ago…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I often see people walking their pets while riding their bikes in the morning, as I take my daily stroll…

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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now threatening to file a lawsuit against Hallmark, alleging “traditional and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband works full-time, and when he gets home, and also on weekends, he’s “exhausted” and needs to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While attending my weekly visit with a psychiatrist, I told him that I was not paranoid or delusional, but my…

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