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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been dating my boyfriend for six months, and in many ways he’s a great guy. One…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of the scariest moments of my life was when I went camping, and I woke up in the middle…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I work two jobs and took time off from my second job so I could watch my four…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine got out of bed last night, and stepped on a clock she accidentally knocked over, leaving…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I have demanding jobs neither of us is crazy about. I’m a cop, and she…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While I was recently in Montana, I met a Native American that was dressed in their traditional attire. I thought…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been happily married for more than 40 years. Since he retired a couple of years ago,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am never shopping at Home Depot again. They are now offering blue and pink hatchets for people that want…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I are seniors who look forward to visits from our adult children. The problem is…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin who owns a farm, recently got arrested. Apparently he tried to purchase some hens, knowing full well that…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I think a person in my life has kleptomania. I have seen her take things from my house,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that just became a Christian, asked me out of the four branches of our military which…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am in high school, and there’s a boy I see for at least an hour every day….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine told me that to supplement his income, he plans to start an unlicensed high interest lending…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a licensed acupuncturist. One of my patients (also male) asked me to dinner, and since he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I spoke to my nephew this morning, and he told me that last night he went to a watch party….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My fiancé and I are being married next month in a private ceremony. We’re having a small family/closest…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A new neighbor of mine rejected my offer to come to church this Easter because we “believers” are inspired by…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 8-year-old daughter is seriously allergic to most animals, including cats and dogs. Even a little fur sets…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I guess some things are unavoidable. Even if airplanes existed 2000 years ago, and Jesus wanted to avoid having to…

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