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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a teetotaler. As frequently happens when a group of friends share a meal together at a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I heard a story about two college students who were roommates at seminary, that rarely got along. One day they…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I love my grandchildren. My problem is, my daughter expects me to baby-sit at the snap of a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt Superman was flying over an expressway that was being repaired…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I tend to react poorly when someone pulls a prank on me. My husband has always liked playing…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Right now, I feel very proud! I was recently informed that a nearby college is going to give me an…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Twelve years ago, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. It was a difficult pregnancy and delivery…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In my opinion on Judgement Day, the harshest penalty God can impose on non-Christians who are also arsonists, is NOT…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I have been married 41 years. We live outside of Chicago, where the winters can…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in high school, a star athlete with a well deserved reputation as a homerun hitter, ruined his…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Recently, on an airline flight, the passenger next to me put her feet (with shoes on) onto the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to a night club last week to listen to some jazz. While the band was playing, a woman…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have the sweetest boyfriend. He’s 70. I’m a widow and have been with him for two years….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine works at a fabric shop, owned by her family for generations. She often puts…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a pet peeve with my husband’s family and am wondering if I am wrong. My in-laws…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was reflecting the other day about all of the poor grades I got when I was in grammar school…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Our boy-and-girl twins are celebrating another birthday soon. They will be 5 and want a joint party. They…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a dream last night that I was attending a baseball game in New York with some friends. While…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I can’t drive. It’s not because I don’t want to, but whenever I sit behind the wheel, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On the National Geographic Channel, I recently saw a bird of prey hovering above some ice, apparently looking for something….

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