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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, When I watch videos on my laptop or phone, I usually use headphones so the noise doesn’t disturb…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The best counselor you can have when you stand before God on Judgement Day, is Jesus Christ. Unfortunately, if you…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Recently, I attended my daughter’s high school graduation. It was an outdoor event, and to my chagrin, the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that I felt has always been mentally unstable, recently got hired as a distributor for cashews….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a wealthy man, and I own several very successful companies. My wife is a stay at…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember the day my family, including my nieces, nephews, siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles had gathered together,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 15-year-old son will be entering 10th grade. He has been a member of the school band since…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hanging out with a friend of mine when he began flirting bigtime with this very attractive lady he…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I was divorced three years ago, and I recently went on some dating sites to find a possible…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Maintaining the same job while in hell will be difficult, because everyone residing there will be getting fired.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in a second marriage, which was only for the benefit of insurance so my husband could get…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Later this year, I will be working on an invention that beeps anytime a condescending guest in your home gives…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My son, “Jimmy,” is 8. His father and I are divorced, and he is facing jail time. Jimmy…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My neighbor, who has often hacked into companies and wreaked havoc on their systems, told me that he recently hacked…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband was married before for 20 years. We have been married for 30 years. We get along…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A lady that I used to date would always attack my character every time she got mad at me, always…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a 28-year-old man who works hard at a full-time job and no longer lives with his parents….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My mother-in-law recently moved close to us. What drives me crazy is her entire focus is on us!…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A lot of my friends tell me that every time I text them, I always include at least one word…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married to my wife for four years. During that time, my mother have called her…

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