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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a quick question. How long after a death should you wait to send a sympathy card,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After dating a math teacher for a few months, I ended the relationship. I sent her a text that had…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My co-worker and supposed friend asked if she could borrow my wedding dress because she thought it was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently decided to buy a dog. I wanted a purebred until I found out how expensive they are, so…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a big problem — my father-in-law. He has lived with us more than eight years and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine told me that he planned on visiting a nearby beach, because he saw on tv they…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My boyfriend and I are in our 50s. We have lived together for two years. He’s retired. I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, When I was dating my husband, I gave him a lot of leeway. When he told me he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was a little disappointed this weekend after a dinner date cancelled on me. I had everything set up perfectly,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, For the past couple of years, my husband and I have not been happy with the service provided…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who’s fully grown, and is only 4’6”. He is one of the nicest people…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 47-year-old son is employed at a prestigious university. His position involves a considerable amount of travel. Over…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

An interesting thing happened today while I was conducting my morning walk. Someone named “Pandora”, left a mysterious looking box…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I work in an expensive store that closes at 9 p.m. Clients often walk in here two minutes…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I live on the west coast, and I’ve heard of every major body of water out here, from the Colorado…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a major issue with my 85 year old mother. She refuses to throw away expired food,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was recently at a birthday party, I wasn’t aware that something was behind me, and I fell over…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a concern I suspect is shared by others. Keeping a journal has been shown to be…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend who used to be supervisor at a company that builds very large ships. Unfortunately he recently…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, A friend I really like has been extremely helpful baby-sitting my 4-month-old son every once in a while….

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