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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My siblings and I have always enjoyed spending quality time together, and every eight to 10 weeks or…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor knows that I retired from the USPS. He was living in the same house for ten…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I don’t smoke, but my mother and fiancee are chain smokers. This is particularly annoying when the three…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went on a cruise with a bunch of my friends. We all had fun, except for one person. He…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a friend and co-worker who likes to play with my hair, rub my back and put…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I am in a rush, I hate it when people try to sell me something that I don’t want…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been at my current job just over a year, and I really enjoy it. My co-workers…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This couple that lives next door, are always trying to impress me with how “smart” and “well informed” they are….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, How do you cut off a person who talks constantly without a break? By the time there’s a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I remember seeing the strangest call a referee has ever made in a football game. After both teams were lined…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I are retired and financially comfortable. I have my spending money, and he has his….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I saw a lady pushing a shopping cart that appeared to be heavy and I offered to help her. She…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 59 years old with a good job. I have a pleasant personality, and I have been…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbors recently bought a car for their irresponsible son… and now the police has it. When a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a big fan and read your column every weekend. I am writing because I have a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have recently came up with a brilliant idea to save money. What I will do, is become an Uber…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, We are part of a group of four couples who arrange to get together for dinners. One of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For Christmas, I bought my son a really nice (expensive) portable tool kit. But after I gave it to him,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have several friends who think it is OK to interrupt a conversation by shoving a phone in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I got kicked out of a fifth bible study this year. It was prompted by me advancing a theory…

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