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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I finally made the decision to further my education with a master’s degree. At present, I have one…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be WiFi in hell. After thinking about it, I told…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been reading your advice column for years. Do you ever get concerned about giving some advice,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream the other night. I dreamt I was at a concert, and Mick Jagger was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, At an amusement park recently, I was unable to win the woman I’m dating the oversized stuffed giraffe…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of my closest friends is Hispanic, and last week he ignored my warning and bought a bathroom scale from…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a woman and have a problem: I don’t have a mouth filter and haven’t since childhood….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was about five years old and was learning how to write the alphabet, I practiced making each letter…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a female high school teacher who works about 60 hours a week during the school year between…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Once again, I embarrassed myself by challenging the pastor of my church. I told him that he had it wrong…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a girl in the seventh grade. Until recently, I was my usual happy, bubbly self. I saw…

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Life through Blake’s eyes..

The last time I flew from Las Vegas to Chicago, I had an interesting experience. I was hoping to watch…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Is there a polite way to refuse giving store clerks personal information? It seems like every time I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Very bad news for consumers this month. The price of unleaded gas is expected to go up at least 50ยข…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a funeral director by trade, but a couple of years ago one of my good friends…

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Life though Blake’s eyes…

My nephew called me wanting my advice on a relationship he was involved in. After he told me that he…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am getting married soon. How do I gracefully ask a bridesmaid to step down? She has been…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Las Vegas attracts millions of tourists every year from all over the globe. Since I have been living out here,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 6 year old niece is a very picky eater. Very picky! About a month from now, my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes

I was told that tiny bugs on dogs actually communicate in the same method as humans, and they can be…

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