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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m recently married to my second wife. We have a great relationship, but I feel like she has…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While boarding a plane on a recent flight, I noticed that the cockpit door was open. One man in there…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been happily married (for the most part) to my husband of 40 years. He is a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I have been together for 20 years. I have never cheated on him or given…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who is a dentist, recently had his insurance claim rejected after he alleged his office was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My mother, who is in her late 60s, is obsessed with family history and preserving attachments to relatives….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I saw an example that cheaters never win. A few weeks ago while playing a game with a friend of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am writing this with overwhelming sadness. My 75-year-old husband is a tyrant. Our neighbors hate him, and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine is extremely accident prone, and here is his latest incident. While helping me move…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife constantly craves compliments about her age. When we meet people, she regularly asks how old they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that owns a mattress store, and that’s where he decided to get married to…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I have had a long and happy marriage. We’ve raised two children, both of whom…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Once again, the pastor of my church threatened to kick me out, because he felt I drew “another” idiotic conclusion…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife of 36 years has never introduced me to a restaurant, bought concert tickets or planned a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend that paints some beautiful pictures on canvas, that are displayed in several galleries around town. But…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a 69-year-old divorcee who was married for 48 years. The last 25 years were very lonely….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Something I just learned from watching the National Geographic Channel, is that lions in zoos are fed mostly horse meat….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Please help settle a debate, and let me know if I am right or wrong. Is it rude…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s a surgeon. The last time I saw him, he was working on a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 16-year-old daughter leaves her nice clothes, wet towels and debris strewn around her room. She stays with…

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