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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, The holiday season is approaching fast, and here’s my issue, my husband refuses to go shopping with me….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who trains animals, has started a new business. He has taught canines to detect…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I own a hair salon and love my job. I make a determined effort not to bring my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew was complaining to me about not getting anything free from the local community last Veteran’s Day. I explained…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I want to know if I should ask my neighbor out. I’m a female, and I don’t want…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A long time ago when I was about to get married, I ran into a childhood friend of mine. I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My boyfriend and I have been dating for a year. He’s amazing, and I can see myself marrying…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had breakfast with my former wife yesterday, and the experience was awful! She criticized me about everything I had…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband, my newborn son, and myself live in the downstairs apartment of an old Victorian house that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A Christian friend of mine just came up with an idea for a new business. He plans on renting out…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I have a 22-year-old daughter who is having a relationship with a 65-year-old man. We…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My best friend’s daughter is 23 years old who recently went out on her first date, has fallen head-over-heels for…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My sister and her husband take an annual trip to visit my parents, who live six hours from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine has a very unusual medical condition. He told me has a sensation of whirling and a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I find it irritating when people choose not to use headphones while talking on the phone, and instead,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Out of curiosity, I recently opened up my Timex because I had it for years and it has never ran…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My father recently purchased a truck for our farm. It’s old and in poor shape, but it was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have been trying to pick up a few pounds, so I have been consuming food that has a lot…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a smartphone, and I love its convenience. I check my email, texts and voicemail three or…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A few years ago, I had a job putting air in floatable birds that people used in their swimming pools….

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