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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married for 49 years. When we retired, we moved to Florida. Ron is 71 and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The worst experience I ever had while flying, was when I got arrested shortly after we took off. Within a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I will soon be married 48 years, but it is not much of a marriage. There are rarely…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I told my psychiatrist a few years ago that I was thinking about having my DNA checked to learn about…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was talking to my young niece a few days ago, and she told me of her plans to move…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m an 11-year-old girl. I just started middle school (sixth grade). The girls in my class have been…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When my son was six years old, I took him to a haunted house on Halloween. Big mistake! The people…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I dearly love my husband. We’ve been married 33 years. Like most couples, we’ve had our ups and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Here’s a question for believers that are often depressed and live in northern Alaska. Can Christians that are bi-polar bear…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Traditionally, husbands-to-be ask the fiancee’s father for permission to marry her. Why do we never hear about the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I don’t eat baby back ribs, because it sounds like I’m eating an innocent defenseless little pig. On the other…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I enjoy drinking wine. Because of our busy schedule, we often stock up when there…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Sometimes it doesn’t pay to give my opinion, even when it’s requested. My cousin asked me what I thought is…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a fifth-grader, and I’d like to know something important to boys my age. I want to know…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was married, one of the worst arguments my wife and I got into, was when we were walking…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a 20-year-old college student. I have never dated anyone besides my current boyfriend. He’s my first-ever boyfriend….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was loading groceries in my car, when a thief grabbed some dishwashing liquid from one of the bags and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a guy in my last year in college, majoring in computer science. I live with my mother,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in Washington, D.C. a few years ago, I asked a tour guide where should I go if…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 5-year-old daughter recently came home in tears because a classmate, told her I was a liar and…

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