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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I are friendly with two other couples whose children are friends with ours. We live…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that I repeatedly warned about his arrogance, recently got fired from his job. He’s an architect,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake My wife and I have been married for 45 years. When she moved out of our bedroom, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a dream that I lived near King Midas, and he never appeared to be friendly toward anyone. I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I need help dealing with a neighbor problem. “Diane” and I have been neighbors for five years. We…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I remember a couple of decades ago I was dating this lady that invited me to her home. One of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have never been in love before, and I have just learned the man I’m seeing is a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I met a childhood friend of mine that I have seen in decades. I told him I was retired from…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I paid $5,000 for a seven-day cruise with my grandkids. All I asked was for them to pack…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a busy woman. My friend “Adele” was calling me excessively on my cellphone. She would call up…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew has often complained about working at a company that makes axes. He worked there for ten years, vowing…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I were recently matched with a child in an adoption. I’m not experienced with children,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Before I purchase a computer, I always do some research on it to ensure that I am very familiar with…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My siblings and I have always enjoyed spending quality time together, and every eight to 10 weeks or…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor knows that I retired from the USPS. He was living in the same house for ten…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I don’t smoke, but my mother and fiancee are chain smokers. This is particularly annoying when the three…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went on a cruise with a bunch of my friends. We all had fun, except for one person. He…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a friend and co-worker who likes to play with my hair, rub my back and put…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I am in a rush, I hate it when people try to sell me something that I don’t want…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been at my current job just over a year, and I really enjoy it. My co-workers…

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