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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I have been married for 36 years and have five adult children. We have a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine works at a pig farm in Ceres, California. He told me that ever since his state…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I are getting ready to retire. We are both employed and will have continued access…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the city where I live, some of the people who run a local charity that gives things to the…

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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Don Lemon asks music legend Gladys Knight if she’s worried…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I decided a couple of years ago that we wanted to live a simpler, slower-paced…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week, the pastor of my church preached about “envy”. He explained how destructive it is, and encouraged everyone to…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, This spring, my entire family will be traveling 15 hours away for a wedding. I was excited about…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had the weirdest dream the other night. I dreamt that I was riding on an elephant with a couple…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My question is, is it ethical to “try” the fruit at the grocery store? I am amazed at…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I almost went to jail yesterday morning. I usually walk 2.5 miles to start my day, but yesterday I decided…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a senior in high school and I recently faked a secret admirer. It’s getting me a lot…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I wish Zales, which is the largest jeweler in America, offered the same merchandise that they are offering now, when…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I raised two children — a son who is a successful doctor and a daughter…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A state legislator out here in Nevada, worked tirelessly to get a statute modified, and he finally put it up…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I just finished building my dream home. My dilemma is, now that I have a wonderful home gym,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew, who has countless run-ins with the law, has proven that he is one of the dumbest criminals of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I started working in engineering in the late 1980s and thought it was “cute” that we all wore…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of the most romantic things I tried to do, did not turn as I had planned. I was really…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am having issues with a friend who gets handed most everything he wants. I had to grow…

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