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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a man in my mid-30s. For the past couple of years I’ve been in love with my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While in Houston for a wedding a few years ago, I went to a clothing store to rent some formal…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married forever to a very demanding and controlling man. We are older now, so, without…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was playing tennis on a court with a friend of mine, when to my surprise, a former world champion…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am married to a successful mental health professional. I believe therapists are like shoes. Sometimes you need…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After doing some extensive research, I have discovered that a mythical animal got its name from the bible. Here’s how…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Is it OK for senior citizens to order off of the kids’ menu? Friends of ours have recently…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine works at a beer brewery. Last week while he was inspecting the large containers, he noticed…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Our sister, “Dolly,” is a control freak. She has been like this her whole life. Her husband died…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin called me today. It was a bad connection, but it sounded like he was saying his twelve year…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My aunt and uncle from another state still send me a birthday check every year for my birthday,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I remember a long time ago when I was driving through a small town in the Midwest, I witnessed something…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, When I was a teenager, there were many times when I made things awkward. It continues today. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew in Chicago was recently stopped and questioned by a couple of officers on patrol, in regards to a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I own a hardware store, and here’s my issue. When did it become someone’s right to walk into…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A cousin of mine told me that when it was made public that he pushed several metal cabinets out of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 3-year-old grandson hurts animals. He’s intelligent and articulate. He understands many concepts about all kinds of things….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be any insects in heaven? After thinking about it, I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a man who has read your column regularly for years. Now that I’m retired, I find…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really strange dream last. I dreamed I lived on Mars, and the Martians looked exactly like humans…

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