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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a female high school teacher who works about 60 hours a week during the school year between…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Once again, I embarrassed myself by challenging the pastor of my church. I told him that he had it wrong…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a girl in the seventh grade. Until recently, I was my usual happy, bubbly self. I saw…

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Life through Blake’s eyes..

The last time I flew from Las Vegas to Chicago, I had an interesting experience. I was hoping to watch…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Is there a polite way to refuse giving store clerks personal information? It seems like every time I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Very bad news for consumers this month. The price of unleaded gas is expected to go up at least 50¢…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a funeral director by trade, but a couple of years ago one of my good friends…

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Life though Blake’s eyes…

My nephew called me wanting my advice on a relationship he was involved in. After he told me that he…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am getting married soon. How do I gracefully ask a bridesmaid to step down? She has been…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Las Vegas attracts millions of tourists every year from all over the globe. Since I have been living out here,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 6 year old niece is a very picky eater. Very picky! About a month from now, my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes

I was told that tiny bugs on dogs actually communicate in the same method as humans, and they can be…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My son and daughter-in-law have a golf cart they allow their 6-year-old son, to drive. I feel that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though I’m a Christian, I try to avoid other Christians that act really pious. A perfect example, is ever…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a stay-at-home mom with three children — all in school. We recently had security cameras installed around…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

By my own admission, I am a very impatient person. And I have learned to never trust a fire breathing…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 87 years old and I no longer drive. My children drive me around but I have…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I witnessed one of the strangest things I had ever seen when I visited San Diego Zoo last year. I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a close friend with whom I often travel and attend events. She’s a lovely person, but…

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