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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the gospels on a couple of occasions Jesus fed at least 4000 using only a few loaves. According to…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My daughter says that if I send a wedding gift of money to the bride and groom even…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine really injured himself when he accidentally slipped and twisted his entire leg. The middle of his…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, We have a large break room at work where we gather to have lunch. Usually there are six…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s a dentist. He was telling me that business tends to slow down this…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a friend who calls 20 times a day. If one of my kids asks me something…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A Hispanic friend of mine recently got stopped by the cops when he was driving, and he was arrested shortly…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have depression and anxiety problems. My dad sometimes forgets that I have it. I asked him if…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine actually has a pet hen that he is extremely attached to. Unfortunately the hen was attacked…

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Blake’s Advice Column

I am an 18-year-old guy. A lot of my best friends are super cool and absolutely amazing people. All of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A five year old kid on my block was repeatedly warned not to ride his Big Wheel in the street,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a senior citizen man who is confused by what seems to be a new rule of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I know it’s common nowadays for pet lovers to request designer dogs. But I warned my friend not to request…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I could use your help regarding my husband. He refuses to enter his work travel schedule on the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday I went to a nearby lake with a friend of mine to hang out for a few hours. I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been dating my boyfriend for six months, and in many ways he’s a great guy. One…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of the scariest moments of my life was when I went camping, and I woke up in the middle…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I work two jobs and took time off from my second job so I could watch my four…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine got out of bed last night, and stepped on a clock she accidentally knocked over, leaving…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I have demanding jobs neither of us is crazy about. I’m a cop, and she…

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