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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, The holiday season is here, with the traditional family dinner get-togethers. Our problem is, our two children (ages…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Some life experiences can really make a person change, because it happened to me. I used to say a lot…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Crazy question, but a serious one. Christmas is coming,so please answer quickly. When carolers come to the door,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who has been a watch repairmen for years, told me he recently quit his job. He…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I gave birth to my daughter three months ago, after 44 grueling hours of labor. My mother, assuming…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday when I was entering my home, the key got stuck in the doorknob. After I realized that I couldn’t…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married to my husband for five years. We live in the same town as my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I’m black, and I have a friend of mine that’s white, and we got into an intense discussion about the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 17 and don’t know what I want to do with my life. When I was younger, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Everyone has their own deal breaker in a regards to courting. Mine is, if I’m dating a woman, and we…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, The 14-year-old son of a friend of mine is having self-esteem issues and apparently is going through a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was about to enter a Dollar Store, when I saw a homeless man sitting on the ground. After thinking…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My grandmother had beautiful but simple emerald jewelry. When I was 10, she told me that because I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, Thanksgiving is over and I have done some of my best freeloading. I went to the homes of three…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, It seems the children I raised and taught to write thank-you notes somehow failed to teach their children…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who is a hoarder. Every time I come over to his place, I notice…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a young woman who, for years, went to my aunt and uncle’s house for Thanksgiving. Every year,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

People should learn patience. I recently got on a crowded elevator that repeatedly malfunctioned. For some unknown reason, it would…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I reconnected with a guy from high school five months ago. We started hanging out and eventually decided…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in Chicago last week, I was walking down the street on a dark and stormy night. From…

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