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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew that lives in Chicago has a lot of misplaced pride. He recently got his driver’s license, and he…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, One of my sons is dating a young woman who seems to care deeply for him, but is…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, I decided to really embrace the holiday season by watching a Christmas movie. Unfortunately, the film had the opposite…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I agreed to pay for a cellphone for a friend’s daughter while she went to school in the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If you are a very private person like am, never reveal anything to a grandfather clock that you don’t want…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Christmas is coming up soon, and I dread it. Not because I am some version of Scrooge, but…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream last week. I dreamt that it was Judgment Day, and God had a special…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, How do you let friends know that you’ve outgrown them without hurting their feelings? I have a couple…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Claustrophobia is a form of anxiety disorder, in which an irrational fear of having no escape or being closed-in can…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am an older woman who finally got fed up with my husband’s cellphone addiction. Since he would…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A female friend has been jogging daily in attempt to shed some pounds, specifically from her butt. In the past…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My niece, will be 18 in a few days. She works part-time and has started college. Her mom,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine wasn’t watching where he was walking, and he tripped and fell face first into a grill…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married for 22 years. My husband is 60 and retired from the military. Ever since…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I now have first hand proof on how crooked people can be, no matter how rich they are. Earlier this…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, The holiday season is approaching fast, and here’s my issue, my husband refuses to go shopping with me….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who trains animals, has started a new business. He has taught canines to detect…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I own a hair salon and love my job. I make a determined effort not to bring my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew was complaining to me about not getting anything free from the local community last Veteran’s Day. I explained…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I want to know if I should ask my neighbor out. I’m a female, and I don’t want…

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