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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I was divorced three years ago, and I recently went on some dating sites to find a possible…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Maintaining the same job while in hell will be difficult, because everyone residing there will be getting fired.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in a second marriage, which was only for the benefit of insurance so my husband could get…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Later this year, I will be working on an invention that beeps anytime a condescending guest in your home gives…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My son, “Jimmy,” is 8. His father and I are divorced, and he is facing jail time. Jimmy…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My neighbor, who has often hacked into companies and wreaked havoc on their systems, told me that he recently hacked…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband was married before for 20 years. We have been married for 30 years. We get along…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A lady that I used to date would always attack my character every time she got mad at me, always…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a 28-year-old man who works hard at a full-time job and no longer lives with his parents….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My mother-in-law recently moved close to us. What drives me crazy is her entire focus is on us!…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A lot of my friends tell me that every time I text them, I always include at least one word…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married to my wife for four years. During that time, my mother have called her…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a ten speed that has a mind of its own. When I try to accelerate, it will slow…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My daughter and her family come to visit, they are very messy. They have a 3- and a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have written several letters to the Treasury Department and the Department of Transportation, demanding to know why is it…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have an issue with my father and don’t know where to turn. Dad is in his early…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After years of research, I created a capsule with ingredients that include helium. When swallowed, it will cause the person…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Let me preface this question by swearing I’m not a pompous woman in the least. That said, here…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I travel, I will only stay at five star hotels, providing that they honor one request of mine, which…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m only 12 years old, but for as far back as I can remember and for reasons that…

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