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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin recently told me that he plans on eating healthier, and he believes he can accomplish this by leaving…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My in-laws live in an apartment above our garage. It wasn’t my idea. It was a compromise with…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently went to AutoZone to buy some sheepskin covers for my car seats. As I was reaching for the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 18-year-old daughter has just graduated from high school. She has now informed me that she’s not going…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I used to go grocery shopping here in Las Vegas with a friend of mine, before entering the store,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I went on a trip with his brother and his wife recently. Three days into…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who works for the city morgue, decided he wanted to change the color of the floor….

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Dear Blake, My husband and I are struggling to “like” our new son-in-law, and it hasn’t been easy. One thing…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

There is a large bakery near me, and I love their fresh bread. I always make sure I only purchase…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I lived in New York City all of our life, but about a year ago…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I often see people walking their pets while riding their bikes in the morning, as I take my daily stroll…

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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now threatening to file a lawsuit against Hallmark, alleging “traditional and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband works full-time, and when he gets home, and also on weekends, he’s “exhausted” and needs to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While attending my weekly visit with a psychiatrist, I told him that I was not paranoid or delusional, but my…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am writing this to relieve a heavy burden I have carried for many years. I’m 16 and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While doing my early morning walk the other day, an unusual thing happened. A bunny approached me, and then began…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a family problem, which is, my daughters aren’t speaking. These are mature women in their 50s…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew named Wilson, unfortunately always hangs out with the wrong crowd. He finally got arrested for trying to rob…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I have been together for 10 years. He is a professional musician, so a lot…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

About ten years ago, while visiting some of the subtropical wetlands in North Carolina, I noticed a very strange looking…

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