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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in high school, a star athlete with a well deserved reputation as a homerun hitter, ruined his…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Recently, on an airline flight, the passenger next to me put her feet (with shoes on) onto the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to a night club last week to listen to some jazz. While the band was playing, a woman…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have the sweetest boyfriend. He’s 70. I’m a widow and have been with him for two years….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine works at a fabric shop, owned by her family for generations. She often puts…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a pet peeve with my husband’s family and am wondering if I am wrong. My in-laws…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was reflecting the other day about all of the poor grades I got when I was in grammar school…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Our boy-and-girl twins are celebrating another birthday soon. They will be 5 and want a joint party. They…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a dream last night that I was attending a baseball game in New York with some friends. While…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I can’t drive. It’s not because I don’t want to, but whenever I sit behind the wheel, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On the National Geographic Channel, I recently saw a bird of prey hovering above some ice, apparently looking for something….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My son was married last month. Before the wedding, he asked me if I would contribute financially to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was recently on a small boat when I saw a large group of grapes floating nearby. The appeared to…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, What is the protocol when you are re-gifted something you bought someone (birthday, Christmas, etc.)? I have no…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A husband and wife that just moved in next door, I believe is running from the law. They drive a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband comes from a family of practical jokers. When I first married him I tolerated it. However,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor was telling me about his two teenage girls that are out of control. They both use…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I live in a small town in the Northwest. After many years here, feeling that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine told me about the most unorthodox business I have ever heard of. He opened up his…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Yesterday I was in a retail store with my service dog. The clerk asked me what kind of…

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