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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a fifth-grader, and I’d like to know something important to boys my age. I want to know…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was married, one of the worst arguments my wife and I got into, was when we were walking…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a 20-year-old college student. I have never dated anyone besides my current boyfriend. He’s my first-ever boyfriend….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was loading groceries in my car, when a thief grabbed some dishwashing liquid from one of the bags and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a guy in my last year in college, majoring in computer science. I live with my mother,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in Washington, D.C. a few years ago, I asked a tour guide where should I go if…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 5-year-old daughter recently came home in tears because a classmate, told her I was a liar and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The following is an excerpt from a very angry crowd: “Getting flood insurance is a waste of money”, shouted one…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been divorced for eight years and have a wonderful, kindhearted 13-year-old son. My ex-husband is supposed…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just finished reading a book called “How To Stop Being So Selfish”. It changed my view of life, and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, A year ago I met the untouchable Ice Prince Charming and somehow managed to snatch him up a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went on a blind date last night that was set up by one of my friends. We met at…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake,  I talked with one of my siblings about having a joint vacation. He suggested all of us get…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew called me recently, proudly stating that he has gotten really good at fencing, and hopes one day he’ll…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a question about nail-biting/finger chewing. We recently hired a new employee who is in daily contact…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just heard about one of my childhood friends that I always thought was pretty smart, went hiking and was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m not a dog person. I am, however, surrounded by dog owners — my family, my husband’s family,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have been attracted to women for some odd reasons over the years, especially the last four I dated. One…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a friend, whom I met through a local charity organization. We have many things in common,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a very strange dream last night, and I can remember it in detail. I was standing in front…

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