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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I will continue my boycott of the Winter Olympics, until they accept my idea for a new event called the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a 47-year-old professional man who loves children, but never had any of my own. Consequently, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I told my friends that I decided years ago to only date women that are less intelligent than I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband is very outgoing. He loves chatting on the phone for hours, and talks with all the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After my mother recently requested that I bring her a cake from Marie Callender’s… with a file in it, I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I have been happily married for seven years. He recently graduated from his final residency,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My mother who is currently living in a nursing home, was recently moved to a more secure location, after the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I are both 47. I believe she is egocentric because has fifteen 24 x 36…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Anytime I’m in Chicago, I always go to the Museum of Contemporary Art to view the latest creations. The last…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 72 years old, and I’m so resentful of my ex-co-workers and my former friends that I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have decided to sue my son in small claims court, for not repaying me $10 dollars that he borrowed…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a problem saying “no”. I live 45 minutes from work, and because I’m a friendly person,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently saw something on the Animal Planet Channel that did not surprise me. Male bears when seeking a female…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, At what point does a man finally give up hope of finding a mate and accept that he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am aware of what PTSD is. Post-traumatic stress disorder is a mental health condition that’s triggered by a terrifying…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I started sucking my thumb when I was 1. My parents tried for years to break my bad…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My neighbor was telling me how angry he is at security at Walmart. He told me after he got caught…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I love my grandson dearly. He lived with us off and on growing up because there were problems…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If you reject Jesus, plus you often think about a past boyfriend or girlfriend that also rejected Jesus, when you…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a mother with five grown children and all of them are underachievers. When contemporaries talk about…

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