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Life through Blake’s eyes…

As a Christian, I believe that everyone on the planet should be doing the Lord’s work, and in a sense,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My roommate at our apartment is one of those scarily competent people. She does a lot of things…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A few years ago, I got lost in downtown Chicago after my GPS malfunctioned when I went to pick up…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have had the habit of verbally retaliating anytime someone says something insulting to me. My New Year’s…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If doctors are so knowledgeable about medicine, then why do they die at the same rate as all other professions?…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My boyfriend and I were going through some issues toward the end of this year, and the stress…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My well-deserved reputation of being lazy has finally caught up with me. Instead of going to the grocery store as…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, On Christmas Day, I always get a lot of gifts that I don’t want, usually from the same…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This year, some Christmas tables have been showcasing the “Hipster Nativity” scene which offers a modern twist on the classic…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake,  Every year, my husband and I ask our young kids to hand out the presents, but I can’t…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

It happened around 2000 years ago. When Mary was about to give birth after she and Joseph arrived in Bethlehem,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, We are homeschooling our 16-year-old son who has slowed his schoolwork down to a crawl. Once he sits…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My extensive research in regards to physical laws and aerodynamics, leads me to believe that reindeer cannot fly, but can…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a newlywed, and this Christmas is the first one my wife and I will spend together….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have no idea why parents buy their newborn children shoes, even though it’s obvious that they can’t walk. I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have recently moved into a townhouse. It is lovely except for my next door neighbors. They are…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

An 8 year old year wrote to me, and the correspondence was suppose to include a picture that he painted,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Please help! I’m convinced we’ll have a happier Yule if we ban alcohol, but my 92 year old…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I finally learned my lesson. Never make or receive any calls from friends while in Walmart, because they will always…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My roommate enjoys birds. In our apartment, she has several birdcages with parrots, finches, and other kinds of…

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