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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 25, and have been involved with the same guy for two years. So imagine the unpleasant situation…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When Moses discovered that he was a Hebrew, he began to spy on Ramses to see if he had also…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I adore my husband of six years. He’s intelligent, accomplished, emotionally mature, kind, loving, and funny. But: He’s…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Veteran’s Day is coming up next week, in which my family has a long tradition of honoring. Even though I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I always date the “good guy,” the responsible guy, the guy my friends equate with a huge snoozefest….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I love it when I get a really good deal. Last month a man approached me on the street that…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a friend whom I think is really sweet. Our kids are the same age, and every…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently bought a hatchet from Home Depot, and when I got home I realized it was really dull. Because…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, What is your opinion of “speed dating”? I have never done it before, but a friend of mine…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that recently got hired as the assistant district attorney, has gotten too aggressive in my opinion,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been reading your advice column for about three years. In my opinion, some of your suggestions…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a couple of nephews that told me they got in trouble for violating conceal/carry laws. My nephews called…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 14 years old and I am in love with my English teacher who is 30. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who’s a vegan and believes that it’s wrong to kill any living creature including insects, was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in the fifth grade, and I got my report card back and found out I received a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Sometimes you can pay a very heavy price for getting drunk, because getting loaded can often affect your decision making….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, One of my roommates/friends has been acting very distant lately. She won’t make eye contact with me and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went with a friend of mine to a Rolling Stone concert, because he told me he had some backstage…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 8 years old. I did something really bad, and got caught. I forgot to bring some…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I saw a bumper sticker that read: “Are you tired of people making simple things complicated? Honk one time if…

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