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Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I live in Oregon, where public nudity is considered free speech and protected under the law. I like walking around town naked, and I think people should stop looking at me repulsed, offended, and in shock. It’s just a human body so what’s the big deal? What do you think? Signed, Jeanette From [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I never watch the WWF because the outcome of those so-called “exhibitions” are determined before the wrestlers set foot in the ring. And in the bible according to 1 Samuel 17, because God was on David’s side when he slew Goliath who was over 9 feet tall, that fight was rigged too. Whatever. [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m not a sports fan, and I never have been one. But I don’t get the title “Super Bowl”. What’s so super about it? There is no mention of Clark Kent and this “so called” big game is not played in Metropolis. I tried to find some info about it in the sports [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

The Winter Olympics is about to start and I maintain my position regarding the sport of curling. Basically, players slide stones across a sheet of ice towards a target area which is segmented into four concentric rings. The curler can induce a curved path by causing the stone to slowly turn as it slides, and [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have read your advice column often, and here is my question. Don’t you feel that your opinion will be respected more, if you didn’t regularly insult the people that write to you? Signed, Andrew From Reno, Nevada * * * * * * * * Dear Andrew, Gaining respect is something that [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine called me today and told me that he was in the hospital getting some staples removed from the back of his head. I assumed they were initially placed there by a surgeon, but he explained to me that it happened when he got into a fight with a store clerk at [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I work in a movie theater, and rude people are constantly texting during the film. They are clearly told beforehand that texting during the movie is strictly prohibited. This is an ongoing problem. Do you have any suggestions? Signed, Aaron From Portland, Oregon * * * * * * * * Dear Aaron, [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I rarely contact the police, but earlier this week I felt compelled to. As I was walking out of my home I noticed my neighbor’s wife looking disoriented, standing on her front lawn. When I saw that she had cooking flour sprinkled on her from head to toe, I knew she was battered. [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor’s daughter who leads a pretty wild life, is pregnant and will soon be giving birth. He said as soon as the baby is born, they are going to get a DNA to determine who the mother is. (These people are strange). [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a veterinarian and I love my job. My wife thinks I’m too dedicated because I’m always at work, and she insists that we take a vacation. I tried to explain to her that I have to be there, because I am the only person in my staff that can actually talk [Continue]

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