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Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am getting married in the near future which will be the most important moment in my life. I also have a major problem. My ex-girlfriend has threatened to ruin the wedding by crashing it. I dated her for years and I have no doubt she will do something crazy, but I also [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

It is unfortunate that Satan continues to recruit gullible/misguided arsonists, convincing them that if they take his side, they’ll have unrestrained eternal fun in hell. [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m seven years old and in the second grade. This girl in my class finds me and punches me every day during recess. One of my friends says that means she likes me, and my other friend says it means she hates me. What do you think? Signed, Cornell From Dayton, Ohio * [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently had my vision examined by a very attractive ophthalmologist . After coming on to her for nearly an hour, she said I had issues with my depth perception, and then she added that my style of flirting suggested that I was s very shallow person. Last week when I was squinting to fill [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have what I consider a very weird problem that I can’t explain. But for some reason, I have become obsessed with keeping my curly brown hair straight, and I don’t know why. My husband never says anything, but he does give me a strange looks. Could you give a possible reason why [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Shortly after I first became a Christian a long time ago, I got a job at a hot dog stand. One day when a customer asked me to give him the same topping from a couple of different brands, I told him that would be against my religious beliefs because man cannot serve two mustards. [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I recently moved from a small town in Rhode Island where I always lived, to New York City because of a job promotion. I am so in shock at the rudeness of their drivers, that I’m thinking about quitting my job and moving back to Rhode Island. Please give me some guidance on [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

It was sad to me last week when I found out that my neighbor’s marriage was in trouble, even though they never actually told me that it was. I know that both of them are compulsive gamblers that are obsessed with playing poker, and anytime I was in a casino I would always see them [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married for three years to woman that I love dearly. We also have a two year old son. Here’s the issue, my wife is the worst cook on the planet, but I don’t have the heart to tell her. It’s so bad, that every time my son sees her preparing [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have often heard scientists and astronomers say that math is a universal language. If that’s true, then most of the students graduating from American public high schools speak only English and are not bilingual. Morons! [Continue]

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