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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m only 12 years old, but for as far back as I can remember and for reasons that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

So much money is spent on medicine to sustain our lives. I have an idea. One year is 365 days….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a 28-year-old creative type working in the Internet biz, eking out a pittance with blog work. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to a dinner party with a friend of mine, and I struck up a conversation with a woman…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’ve loved some of the worst men out there that have used me for anything they could get….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I interact with dumb people who appear to have only 50% of their brain that’s functional, I have a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a woman working for a software startup. We are all millennials. I really enjoy my job, except…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Ferrets have become very popular pets in America, and I told my neighbor’s six year old son that I would…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m seven years old and sometimes I watch the news with my dad. There are some bad things…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am in a great mood because I just won a vacation trip!!! All I have to do is pay…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I just moved from Baton Rouge to the Big Apple. Since I have been out here, I have…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine loves the ocean, so I went with him after he decided to buy a vessel. To…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My fiancé and I are moving to a new apartment in L.A. right after our wedding (in Wisconsin),…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

As a Christian, it’s not up to me to judge where a person’s ultimate destination will be. But I personally…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a friend who will hand a gift back to me immediately after unwrapping it if she…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While getting my annual check-up at the hospital, I saw this really attractive nurse. After a brief conversation with her,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I have been married for nearly two decades. For the past 2 or 3 years,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the bible, the Pharisees and Sadducees hated Jesus, because every time they tried to entrap him, he answered their…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, What’s the best way to deal with another toddler who gets physically rough with my 1-year-old daughter? I…

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