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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went with a friend of mine to a Rolling Stone concert, because he told me he had some backstage…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 8 years old. I did something really bad, and got caught. I forgot to bring some…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I saw a bumper sticker that read: “Are you tired of people making simple things complicated? Honk one time if…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been on Facebook for almost a year and I have maxed out the friends limit at…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just saw on Animal Planet a special about the Tasmanian Devil. I learned that it cannot spin extremely fast…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Up until a few years ago I was a criminal. I made many bad decisions and paid for…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in high school, I played the violin, and so did my girlfriend. After I found out that…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I want to return to my home town to be in my adult children’s lives and live in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I was dating a woman that just ended our relationship abruptly, after she went through my cell phone. She…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m having a problem getting over my ex-boyfriend. I still love him but I don’t think he feels…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A few years ago I had a part time job as a limousine driver. One day I had to pick…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, If my boyfriend is tired and has had a few drinks, he’ll urinate in the middle of the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember the first time I ever saw some penguins in the wild when I went on a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, For nearly a year I have been dating this guy that I am now crazy about. He is…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream earlier this week. I dreamed I was in London, riding in a taxi with…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a freshman in high school, and a guy that I have liked since last year, finally…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For decades, I was literally scared of my own shadow. But after years of therapy there is some good news!…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I recently had our first baby. His brother and his wife are “happily” child-free and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I don’t like watching football with women. Mainly because they don’t know the rules, they can’t understand the plays, and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a single mom with three young children. I have been dating the same guy for a…

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