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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Anytime I’m in Chicago, I always go to the Museum of Contemporary Art to view the latest creations. The last…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 72 years old, and I’m so resentful of my ex-co-workers and my former friends that I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have decided to sue my son in small claims court, for not repaying me $10 dollars that he borrowed…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a problem saying “no”. I live 45 minutes from work, and because I’m a friendly person,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently saw something on the Animal Planet Channel that did not surprise me. Male bears when seeking a female…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, At what point does a man finally give up hope of finding a mate and accept that he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am aware of what PTSD is. Post-traumatic stress disorder is a mental health condition that’s triggered by a terrifying…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I started sucking my thumb when I was 1. My parents tried for years to break my bad…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My neighbor was telling me how angry he is at security at Walmart. He told me after he got caught…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I love my grandson dearly. He lived with us off and on growing up because there were problems…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If you reject Jesus, plus you often think about a past boyfriend or girlfriend that also rejected Jesus, when you…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a mother with five grown children and all of them are underachievers. When contemporaries talk about…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I recently was eating at McDonald’s, I bit down on a coin that was in one of their hamburgers,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, There is a situation at work that has smoke coming out of my ears. I’m way past the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently attended a Native American art exhibit in Sheridan, Wyoming. A lot of the new paintings were pictures of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My son has lived overseas on and off for six years. He’s being married to a wonderful young…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

To become a great detective in London, you don’t have to acquire a public education. Maybe that’s why Sherlock was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I disagree about how to handle taking our children shopping with us. I believe that,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I’m in Denver and this was the first time I touched snow in years. For old time’s sake, I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My family includes a niece and her husband with three kids ranging in age from 8 months to…

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