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Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I don’t want to come off as a person with an overactive imagination, but our new neighbors that have recently moved next door, are some of the creepiest people I have ever seen before in my life. They never talk to anyone, plus the husband , wife, and four kids always have grim [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Here is some good news for non-Christians that like track and field. Sprinting events will take place regularly in hell. Unfortunately all the races in up in a dead heat. (Idiots). [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 13 years old, an only child, and my parents are presently going through a divorce. The judge wants to know which one do I want to live with. Both of my parents have already told me that they will be fine with my decision. I have no idea who to pick. [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have started a new dating service with a different approach for people that are desperately searching for someone that appears to have that special magic. My new innovative dating service intentionally sets our clients up with total losers. After using my service a couple of times, our members will “settle” for almost anybody! (Showing [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I have five kids and are always trying to save money. Do you have any suggestions that help save a few dollars here and there? Signed, Bobby From Des Moines, Iowa * * * * * * * * Dear Bobby, It’s good to see that you are focused on [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I got kicked out of another bible study group this week, which makes it the 4th one this year. The leader of the group asked the question, “What does it mean that God is changeless?” I was promptly given the boot when I responded by saying that it either means that God has been [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married now for a little over a year, and my husband and I are currently in the car with my mother-in-law, going on my dream vacation of crisscrossing the United States sightseeing. Unfortunately, my mother-in-law has turned the vacation into a nightmare. She is constantly tries to correct me, and [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A very popular locksmith that lives out here got drunk last week, and improperly placed the locks on the bottom of several doors of homeowners, instead of in the middle. Since then, he’s been very low key. What the… [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 15 year old daughter is going out on her first date next week. As a father, I am very protective of my little girl, and I’m not sure what to say or not say. Do you have any suggestions? Signed, Edgar From, Olympia Washington * * * * * * * * [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Once again, I have proven my ex-wife wrong!!! She recently bet me $25.00 that I was related to a spineless jellyfish, and a DNA test confirmed that I’m not. In hindsight, over the years I regret not betting all the women I (briefly) got involved with that made the same accusation. Countless blown financial opportunities. [Continue]

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