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Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a really big problem with our current prison system, and if I had it my way I would release more than 90% of them immediately. I personally believe if you show a person a lot of love, they will change for the better. Detaining people against their will is counterproductive in [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbors are both chess instructors, and are now involved in the strangest divorce I have ever heard of. They never had kids, so they are actually fighting over chess pieces. The judge presiding over this unusual legal battle, said this was the first time in a divorce he ever saw a couple [Continue]

Blake’s Advcie Column

Blake’s Advcie Column

Dear Blake, I have a very wealthy 92 year old grandfather that’s a retired lawyer. Unfortunately, he’s also one of the meanest people I have ever met. In the past, he’s even sued family members. He has cut everyone out of his will except me, because I am the only one that has never made [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

About an hour ago, I pulled up to McDonald’s and placed my order at the drive through. After telling the clerk what I wanted, he asked me if it “was for here or to go?” (And people wonder why that’s a minimum wage job. What an idiot). [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am getting married in the near future which will be the most important moment in my life. I also have a major problem. My ex-girlfriend has threatened to ruin the wedding by crashing it. I dated her for years and I have no doubt she will do something crazy, but I also [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

It is unfortunate that Satan continues to recruit gullible/misguided arsonists, convincing them that if they take his side, they’ll have unrestrained eternal fun in hell. [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m seven years old and in the second grade. This girl in my class finds me and punches me every day during recess. One of my friends says that means she likes me, and my other friend says it means she hates me. What do you think? Signed, Cornell From Dayton, Ohio * [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently had my vision examined by a very attractive ophthalmologist . After coming on to her for nearly an hour, she said I had issues with my depth perception, and then she added that my style of flirting suggested that I was s very shallow person. Last week when I was squinting to fill [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have what I consider a very weird problem that I can’t explain. But for some reason, I have become obsessed with keeping my curly brown hair straight, and I don’t know why. My husband never says anything, but he does give me a strange looks. Could you give a possible reason why [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Shortly after I first became a Christian a long time ago, I got a job at a hot dog stand. One day when a customer asked me to give him the same topping from a couple of different brands, I told him that would be against my religious beliefs because man cannot serve two mustards. [Continue]

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