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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently went to the doctor to get a physical and he decided that since I never had a CAT scan of my skull, maybe I should get that done. I was really drowsy when I got down there, and I actually fell asleep while laying on the table. When the procedure was over and [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a very wealthy man, and I am head over heels in love. The woman I desire to marry has gone to Las Vegas to set up our wedding. But here’s the problem. Every time I send here there with about $100,000, she gets robbed but a bunch of handicapped bandits that [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I wonder if there will be any pranksters in heaven. I think it would be funny if a new arrival actually convinced an angel that they got into heaven by forging some documents and bribing someone to include their name in the Book of Life. And if at all possible, I’d love to see it [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am congressman from the U.S. House of Representatives. I rarely go to church, because on the rare occasion that I go, I bombard myself with the question, will God hold me accountable for the things I told my constituents to get elected and for the things I’ve done while in office, or [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was married, my wife would often drop hints to what she planned on doing, rather than telling me outright. I’ll never forget the last thing she did right before we finally split up. She bought me a brand new pair of Nikes… and then her lawyer handed me my walking papers. What the… [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 12 years old and I want a smart phone. Even though my parents can easily afford one, they won’t get one for me. All of my friends have one, which makes me feel so left out. Do you have any suggestions that will make them change their mind? Signed, Carrie From [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes

Life through Blake’s eyes

The other day when I was on my way to the store, I saw a homeless person standing on the corner holding up a sign saying he will work for food. So I went to McDonald’s and bought him a meal. When I came back, I parked my car and carried the food to him. [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 18 years old and a senior about to finish my fourth year in high school. And even though I’m a senior, I will not be graduating from school in May. I have a major issue with the standards of traditional education! I always show up for class, I never ditch school, and [Continue]

Life through Blake’s eyes

Life through Blake’s eyes

I recently heard that almost everyone who lives in California that is married, cheats on their spouse. And, after the infidelity is discovered, both people are usually very unhappy. I guess that makes California a “sad state of affairs”. [Continue]

Blake’s Advice Column

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am very tall for a woman (6’3”) and I have been dating a man that’s 5’3”. He says the height difference doesn’t bother him, but sometimes when we get into arguments, I can tell he feels uncomfortable, because I have to look down at him when we get into a heated exchange. [Continue]

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