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Life through Blake’s eyes…

People please join me in my boycott against the Weather Channel!!! After years of research in the winter, I finally…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I just received the DNA test that confirmed the suspicion I have had for years, which is, my…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that lives in San Diego, always brags to me at how he often beats the odds,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I really like Christmas lights, but only until New Year. I hate it when people still have their…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was on a yacht with some friends listening to a band perform, when we were hit by a massive…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, This Christmas I am on a tight budget. I still want to give people I care about gifts…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was approaching an underpass when I saw about a hundred guys beneath it that worked as servers in restaurants….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Thanksgiving is next week and that’s when I start getting the holiday season blues. It is very depressing…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I think Al Gore has crossed a line with his scientific rhetoric. He recently stated that the “burning bush” as…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have four kids that can be fidgety as I prepare the Thanksgiving dinner and during the meal….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After months of geographical research, I have exposed another lie that the public has been fed over the years. I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Next week I am getting married to a man that I genuinely love. We both went to two…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My desire to be in my church choir got totally shot down. During rehearsal when I was trying to join,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married now for five years. For the most part I’m pretty happy, but my wife…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

It was a total of 26 of us boating out on the lake headed for a small island. When we…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a nice guy, but I often get used by women that I date. I make a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Ok Christians, how well do you know the Old Testament? Here’s a question for you. What was the name of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I retired about six months ago after each one of us worked for forty years….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In my opinion, criminals that get arrested with long rap sheets should get preferential treatment. Because if they have an…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 11-year-old son drives me crazy because his room is always a mess. He leaves clothes in a…

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