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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockleshells, Plus marijuana as long as the…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – With all the zaininess involved in courtships, what was your most memorable date?

COMMENTARY: I went out on a blind date with this woman that went on and on about how woman are…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to the bible, specifically Revelation 21:21, the streets of heaven will be made of gold. Which means the streets…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Between Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles, which city do you think has the biggest rats?

COMMENTARY: Keep in mind the question refers to rodents only, and not politicians.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I know each generation has its own fashion statement, but I don’t get this “sagging pants” fad for young men….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Before Captain Hook lost his hand and co-starred in “Peter Pan”, he worked in a pet store. The following were…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What’s the difference between downloading and uploading?

COMMENTARY: When you download something, you’re sitting at your computer, and when you upload something, you’re standing in front of…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What’s the big deal with “internal bleeding?”

COMMENTARY: If it’s not leaking anywhere and remains in the body, why is this considered to be a problem? This…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I finally went to Pamplona, Spain to finally participate in the Running of the Bulls. I was nervous and excited…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I heard that for the people that go to hell, no…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If at first you don’t succeed… don’t ever try skydiving.

Wacky Weekend Questions – If the state and federal government permitted it once a year, who would you like to strangle?

COMMENTARY: If that were to ever happen, my former mother-in-law better have a dead bolt lock on her front door.

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you have a former close friend that you would love to see in the middle of the ocean on a cheap raft?

COMMENTARY: If no, would you change your mind if the bottom of the raft had some insulting comments about sharks, that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to the bible (in which I believe and embrace) when the rapture takes place, all believers will join Jesus…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

“Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater, Had a wife and couldn’t keep her. He put her in a pumpkin shell and there he…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Between the beautiful beachfront homes on the east coast and the west coast, which owners are typically the most arrogant?

COMMENTARY: The west coast owners are some of the most arrogant people in the world, second only to the residents…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I used to drive my mother crazy when I was growing up. One day when I was around seven or…

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