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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it’s improper to post on youtube, something idiotic that a drunken co-worker did at a Christmas office party?

COMMENTARY: I think it’s inappropriate to post it during the holiday season. But as of January 2nd, it’s ok to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

WHAT THE INSPIRATION WAS FOR 4 CHRISTMAS SONGS, AND THEIR ORIGINAL TITLES 1. One song was inspired and written on…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last year, a neighbor of mine that’s a devout Muslim decided to shares his faith with me, in the hopes…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – In major cities throughout America, do you think the basics of how to form a gang should be taught in public schools as an accredited course?

COMMENTARY: Even though I concede that organized crime is wrong and illegal, it can still show our youngsters the fundamentals…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – How often should a person bathe or shower?

COMMENTARY: I think personal hygiene is extremely overrated. I only bathe the first Saturday of every month. In my opinion,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I used to go to buffets regularly, however presently there seems to be some citywide ban against me. I thought…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was telling a non- Christian friend of mine, that according to John 14:2, Jesus said in his Father’s house…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, I accidentally cut myself really bad, but instead of going to a doctor at a local hospital, I tried…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – If you had the power, other than convicted murderers, who else should receive capital punishment?

COMMENTARY: I would also include people with excessive parking tickets, people that are consistently late in returning books that are…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

4 TIPS ON DEALING WITH UNMANAGEABLE CHILDREN 1. Tell your child that they are still under warranty from the hospital,…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Are you doing any travelling this Christmas to visit family?

COMMENTARY: I was considering travelling to the place where there is the highest concentration of my relatives for Christmas, but…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week I was sitting in front of the fireplace at home listening to some romantic music with a lady…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – How would you feel if on Judgment Day, someone was selling video tapes with all of the disgusting things you’ve done in your life?

COMMENTARY: If I could get at least 30% of the profits, I could probably deal with the embarrassment. Either way,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This year I will be extra careful when I buy my niece a gift for Christmas. Last year I made…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it’s unmanly for a man to scream at a scary movie?

COMMENTARY: I told a lady friend of mine that I never saw the movie “The Exorcist”. She bet me $20.00…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This year I did my entire Christmas shopping at the same location. I got all ten of my closest friends and…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was your most memorable Thanksgiving?

COMMENTARY: When I was around 12, both of my parents got laid off from their jobs. They couldn’t afford a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember about ten years ago at dawn, when I was walking along the beach on the Oregon coast. As I was…

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