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Wacky Weekend Questions – What are some possible headlines from major newspapers, the day after the rapture?

1. NEW YORK TIMES “City in disarray as 17% of the population disappear”. 2. CHICAGO TRIBUNE “Nearly 20% of the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The Tyrannosaurus Rex was the one of the most fearsome carnivores of all time. It stood about 18 feet high…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I finally dumped this lady I was dating because of her irritating habit of never letting me change the channels…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 5 of 5) On my return flight from Washington, D.C., I wound up sitting…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think we should do about inmates that “may” be wrongfully convicted?

COMMENTARY: To avoid corrupting good decent people, I think the most fair and reasonable thing to do is to divide…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 4 of 5) When speaking to a male flight attendant enroute to Washington, D.C.,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 3 of 5) My flight to the nation’s capital is one I won’t forget…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 3 of 5) My flight to the nation’s capital is one I won’t forget…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 2 of 5) I noticed something was really rattling as the plane backed out…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Between Blacks, Latinos and Asians, who can strip a car the fastest?

COMMENTARY: The results should be pretty close, but we know whites can repossess them the fastest. Those greedy ruthless #*%*&#*!!!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 1 of 5) After performing some comedy downtown, my friend Don took me to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have gotten so terrible with managing money, that last week, I actually bounced some Wheat Chex. What the…

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think marriage certificates should have warning labels?

COMMENTARY: They certainly should! They have them on cigarettes! And both cancer and marriage can be a slow torturous death.

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Due to the diagnosis from my recent visit to the hospital, I am filing a malpractice lawsuit. The doctor alleges…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think the appropriate penalty should be for people who get caught entering the United States illegally?

COMMENTARY: Considering the current sad state of this country, probably the worst punishment would be to force them to stay here.

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Jellyfish are free-swimming members of the phylum Cnidaria. They have several different morphologies that represent several different cnidarian classes and…

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