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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A close friend of mine asked me to go with him to meet with a group of his friends, because…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that would subject any elected official to 40 lashes if they flip-flopped on any major issues?

COMMENTARY: I would absolutely support this law… as long at it’s only applied to the “other” party.

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you have any close friends or relatives that you’ve known most of your life, that you secretly wish to see rotting in prison?

COMMENTARY: It would probably be best if I didn’t list all those names, because if I did, I wouldn’t ever…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I walked into a beautiful cathedral in Italy near the Vatican while taking a tour in Rome. Service was being…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Through the Freedom of Information Act, I obtained an alleged UFO abduction that the government was never able to fully…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The name of the classic novel, “The Wizard of Oz” written by author and journalist Frank L. Baum, was not…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What exactly is political science?

COMMENTARY: I used to think it would involve a congressman or senator in a laboratory mixing chemicals trying to find…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

  Little Boy Blue come blow your horn, The sheep’s in the meadow the cow’s in the corn. But where’s…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember having an interesting conversation with an astronomer at Palomar Observatory in San Diego County, California. He…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the longest you ever went wearing the same pair of underwear, without taking them off?

COMMENTARY: I think I was around 22 when I wore the same pair for almost 6 months. I called the Guinness…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

As exciting as college basketball is, very few people know the true history about the playoffs. When tournament play initially…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Women, what was your instrument of choice, when you busted out an ex’s windshield?

COMMENTARY: Conservatively speaking, I’m guessing 95% of you have done it. (Especiallly if you ever dated a moron that’s similar…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hungry yesterday, so I went to Subway to get something to eat. After looking at the large variety…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On St. Patrick’s Day a few years ago, to my surprise I awoke to see a leprechaun sitting on the…

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