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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, I accidentally cut myself really bad, but instead of going to a doctor at a local hospital, I tried…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – If you had the power, other than convicted murderers, who else should receive capital punishment?

COMMENTARY: I would also include people with excessive parking tickets, people that are consistently late in returning books that are…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

4 TIPS ON DEALING WITH UNMANAGEABLE CHILDREN 1. Tell your child that they are still under warranty from the hospital,…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Are you doing any travelling this Christmas to visit family?

COMMENTARY: I was considering travelling to the place where there is the highest concentration of my relatives for Christmas, but…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week I was sitting in front of the fireplace at home listening to some romantic music with a lady…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – How would you feel if on Judgment Day, someone was selling video tapes with all of the disgusting things you’ve done in your life?

COMMENTARY: If I could get at least 30% of the profits, I could probably deal with the embarrassment. Either way,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This year I will be extra careful when I buy my niece a gift for Christmas. Last year I made…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it’s unmanly for a man to scream at a scary movie?

COMMENTARY: I told a lady friend of mine that I never saw the movie “The Exorcist”. She bet me $20.00…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This year I did my entire Christmas shopping at the same location. I got all ten of my closest friends and…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was your most memorable Thanksgiving?

COMMENTARY: When I was around 12, both of my parents got laid off from their jobs. They couldn’t afford a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember about ten years ago at dawn, when I was walking along the beach on the Oregon coast. As I was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

J. Edgar Hoover was the Director of the F.B.I. from 1924 until 1972 and served under eight presidents. He was…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you plan on going anywhere for Thanksgiving, or were you conned into cooking for your friends, family, and other losers?

COMMENTARY: Fortunately for me, when I was younger most of my relatives moved to the tropics, to a place called…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00 would you walk around for an entire year with a brightly colored tattoo on your forehead of a commercial endorsement?

COMMENTARY: As long as I wasn’t promoting the Yankees, the Lakers or any feminine products, I would probably do it.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hanging out over a friend of mine’s house the other day, when I asked for some dental floss….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was really disappointed when I found out the truth about my grandfather. When I was a little boy, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The story of my life is, when I try to do something right, I often make people mad. Last Halloween…

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