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Wacky Weekend Questions – Should single women with no children, date only men that have no children?

COMMENTARY: I totally believe that women with no children should only date men with no children. This gives them more…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

It was a family tradition for my parents to take me and my siblings to the mall during the holiday…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Should anyone ever have to pay a psychic for a reading?

COMMENTARY: In my opinion, never!!! My reasons are, if they really don’t have any psychic powers, they’re a fraud, and…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the craziest or funniest thing you ever saw happen in a street fight?

  COMMENTARY: I saw two really big guys square off in a front of a large crowd. Both of them…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For people that loves the food during the holiday season, this is one of my favorite recipes:  1 ½ lb…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Being born and growing up in Chicago, I’ll never forget the coldest three days on record. And they are: January…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I always go the mall on the Friday following Thanksgiving, for two reasons. The first one is, I like looking…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00, would you eat a can of dog food once a day for 90 days? If no, what if it also made your coat nice and shiny?

COMMENTARY: This is something that I would seriously consider, if they also included a ten year supply of breath mints.

Wacky Weekend Questions – What was your favorite childhood game?

COMMENTARY: The game I miss the most is “Who can crack the bottle on grandpa’s head the hardest without it…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was in New York City riding on an elevator in the Empire State Building with a group of tourists,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For hours one day in a country meadow while I was in Rhode Island, I followed the most beautiful butterfly…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On a hot humid day while I was driving down a long stretch of road, I saw a lady standing…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Which state has the most idiots per capita?

COMMENTARY:  According to my ex-wife, Illinois has one less idiot since I left, and the the state I presently reside in,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was walking downtown one afternoon, late for a business meeting, when I saw a man in an alley sitting…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have always been intrigued by the legendary “Loch Ness Monster”, so I finally went to Scotland hoping to catch…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

As Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods carrying a basket, a wolf steps from behind a tree…

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