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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently broke up with a woman that I thought loved me because she bought me a very expensive watch….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Fireflies or lightning bugs as they are sometimes called, are fascinating insects. They are actually winged beetles that produces a…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Men, how terrified were you, the first time you saw your wife or girlfriend first thing in the morning (when they first got out of bed)?

COMMENTARY:  I have never screamed so loud or have been so scared in my entire life. I actually called 911, emphatically…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Every time my mother asks me to loan her some money, I remind her of how she used to force…

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