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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Editorial – VIOLENCE ON TV From the casual viewer to the couch potato, the majority of Americans think there is…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Out of all the animals God created on the sixth day, what do you think is the strangest one?

COMMENTARY: For me by far, it’s the platypus. It appears to have been made from the spare parts of other…

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I went to Glacier Bay National Park in Alaska to photograph the spectacular salmon runs. As I was getting some…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that would permanently ban interracial marriages in October between witches and goblins?

COMMENTARY: I would not ban them, because of the possibility of how hideous their baby would look. I would pay…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently had to encourage a very gullible cousin of mine to file a malpractice against a slick talking doctor….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

About a week ago, I got pulled over by a cop for talking on my cell phone while driving. He…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

4 TIPS ON DEALING WITH UNMANAGEABLE TEENAGERS 1. If you have an eighteen year old that you think should get…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

It wasn’t until I was ten years old when I found that I was a premature baby, born in seven…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What are some possible headlines from major newspapers, the day after the rapture?

1. NEW YORK TIMES “City in disarray as 17% of the population disappear”. 2. CHICAGO TRIBUNE “Nearly 20% of the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The Tyrannosaurus Rex was the one of the most fearsome carnivores of all time. It stood about 18 feet high…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I finally dumped this lady I was dating because of her irritating habit of never letting me change the channels…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 5 of 5) On my return flight from Washington, D.C., I wound up sitting…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think we should do about inmates that “may” be wrongfully convicted?

COMMENTARY: To avoid corrupting good decent people, I think the most fair and reasonable thing to do is to divide…

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My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 4 of 5) When speaking to a male flight attendant enroute to Washington, D.C.,…

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