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Life through Blake’s eyes…

  My father really knew the value of money. I know for a fact, that he has the first dollar…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Within our solar system, Saturn is considered to be the most beautiful of the planets because of its visually spectacular…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was down on one knee holding a long-stemmed rose when I proposed to the woman that meant the world…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Women, what’s your opinion of stay-at-home dads?

COMMENTARY: I’m not talking about the sizeable group of you who have husbands or boyfriends that are under house arrest.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Like many kids, when I was around eight years I hated taking baths. One day, my mother got so frustrated…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to Genesis 1:21 (in which I believe), the strange looking hammerhead sharks, as well as all sea creatures were…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think people that complain about secondhand smoke, but shop at garage sales, are hypocrites?

COMMENTARY: To me, the double standards are obvious.  (In my strange world, my conclusions always make perfect sense).

Life through Blake’s eyes…

“Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry When the girls came out to play” Georgie…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think should be done about the pathetic educational system in this country?

For me it’s simple, we should IMMEDIATELY close down all grammar schools and high schools and stop wasting the taxpayers…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I held my hands next to a lantern as I sat alone in a tent high in the Himalayas. The…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What are your New Year’s Resolutions?

COMMENTARY: Mine is to finally achieve my life long dream of becoming a supervisor at Woolworth’s or Montgomery Wards. (As…

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Broken Mattress

Life through Blake’s eyes…

After my last visit with my mother, she told me she’s sick and tired of me complaining about my back…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I told my mother before I came home for Christmas, that I wanted a bike so I can start exercising…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the quickest you ever got rid of a Christmas gift that a family member or relative gave you?

COMMENTARY: I’ve gotten several gifts from notoriously bad shoppers/relatives that I no longer open. Once I receive them, I usually…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

  I can still remember the first girl I was ever attracted to. It happened one winter in Chicago when…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On Christmas Eve, when I was in the fifth grade and my little brother was in the first,  I told…

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