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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week when my mother called me, we had a very bad connection before the call dropped. But I was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The Bengal Tiger is one of the most ferocious animals in the wild. It has no natural enemies and it…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you have certain standards in regards to dating?

COMMENTARY: Mine is, I have very little respect for any woman who is willing to lower her standards to the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I’ve always had problems remembering things. The worst example was when the last time I was in Chicago and I…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What are you doing during this tough economic time to save money?

COMMENTARY: I now only rob convenience stores that are in my neighborhood. Even though I know it’s a possibility I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

DAYS TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED, EVEN THOUGH THEY AREN’T LEGAL HOLIDAYS March 2nd is “Nosey Neighbor Appreciation Day”. This is the…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think God was doing before he created humans?

COMMENTARY: I think He was probably creating a special place in hell for people that ask such idiotic questions (excluding…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think going to college is overrated?

COMMENTARY: I say, absolutely! It’s cheaper to be stupid. I know I saved my parents a lot of money. (I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was in a support group for the first time in my life, filled with people like me, trying to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I feel that people that lived in the eighteenth century on back were pretty disgusting. There was no deodorant, no…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s an administrator at an institution for patients that are literally insane. He said…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who is thinking about becoming a Christian, told me that he was addicted to nicotine and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockleshells, Plus marijuana as long as the…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – With all the zaininess involved in courtships, what was your most memorable date?

COMMENTARY: I went out on a blind date with this woman that went on and on about how woman are…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to the bible, specifically Revelation 21:21, the streets of heaven will be made of gold. Which means the streets…

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