Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – Is all that screaming in the delivery room (when a woman is about to give birth) necessary?

COMMENTARY: Absolutely not! I believe it is totally ridiculous for a women to continue to try to dupe men into believing…

Continue Reading

2

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Halloween. A time when kids playfully go from house to house trick-or-treating in costumes that range from goblins and witches…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

“Wake up sleepy heads on this cold winter morning. Today’s low should be around 7000 degrees, so if you’re going…

Continue Reading

4

Life through Blake’s eyes…

During World War II, my grandfather shot down 31 planes. Unfortunately only three were the enemy, the rest were American….

Continue Reading

Wacky Weekend Questions – Should street gangs be able to form a national union, that includes medical coverage and a decent pension?

COMMENTARY:  I believe that gang members should have medical coverage with special rates on gunshot wounds. As far as a…

Continue Reading

1

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I used to think my grandmother would do her grocery shopping in the middle of the night to avoid crowds…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

While I was married, my wife and I were so proud of our nine year old son when he got…

Continue Reading

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently broke up with a woman that I thought loved me because she bought me a very expensive watch….

Continue Reading

4

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Fireflies or lightning bugs as they are sometimes called, are fascinating insects. They are actually winged beetles that produces a…

Continue Reading

1

Wacky Weekend Questions – Men, how terrified were you, the first time you saw your wife or girlfriend first thing in the morning (when they first got out of bed)?

COMMENTARY:  I have never screamed so loud or have been so scared in my entire life. I actually called 911, emphatically…

Continue Reading

2

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Every time my mother asks me to loan her some money, I remind her of how she used to force…

Continue Reading

1 74 75 76